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A college freshman's hilarious adventure through his freshman year, including fraternity rush and initiation. But can he still maintain his grades and win the girl of his dreams?
. . . I had just started to speak to her with an opening line that seemed perfectly suitable for the early morning hour, when I lost control of my tray. I quickly bent over and groped for it, attempting to catch it before it crashed to the floor. Instead, I slapped the tray forward and catapulted my cereal bowl right at Carly's leg, bouncing it off her right thigh and soaking her with milk. The rest of my tray rang out clamorously and echoed throughout the dining hall as it struck the floor. A small round of applause ensued.
"God, I'm sorry. Did I get you wet?" It was the furthest thing from my proposed introduction I could imagine.
"Pledges, for the next two weeks I will be your hellmaster. If you want to survive this fortnight, you'll do exactly what I tell you. Now get your stuff and line up single-file facing the house. The brothers are waiting."