Bathroom Books by Alexis
Fecal Astrology is the scientific process of reading your own horoscope, via your morning bowel movement, or BM. The outcome of the first BM of the morning is the best way to gauge how your day will go. In this fact-filled book, I will detail my research, interviews and test studies, and prove to you that fecal astrology is the most accurate form of astrology available today.
Most astrologers base your horoscope on the stars, tarot cards, runes or they just make something up. How can you trust that your horoscope is correct? Most people would probably prefer something they can see. I know I do, and that is why I’ve spent years researching and developing my own system of predicting how your day will go. Will it be a great day, or a crappy day? Now you can read your own horoscope every morning, no astrologer necessary. You’re already just steps away from being your own astrologer!