Absolutely Not by Daisy Dexter Dobbs    Books by Daisy Dexter Dobbs · Samantha and her Genie · Finding Cupid · Welcome to Hell: Wicked Payback · Accidental Foursome · Wednesday Nights with Jamie                 >> View all
Category:	Romance	Publisher:	Ellora's Cave			Type:
				ISBN-13:	9781419913457	Fiction

Catching her husband in bed with one of his skinny coworkers turns chunky Maisy Morganfield's life upside down. Finally, transformed through a significant weight-loss, Maisy is set to exact her long awaited, sweet revenge on her rotten, cheating ex-husband. The fact that the SOB has dropped dead of a heart attack in the act of cheating on his new skinny wife complicates matters. Buy your copy! Ellora's Cave After surviving on rabbit food for eighteen months, a transformed Maisy is set to exact revenge on her cheating ex. The fact that the SOB has dropped dead of a heart attack in the act of cheating on his new wife complicates matters. Paying her final disrespects at the funeral home, Maisy meets Keller, a man so sexy and scintillating, she longs to jump his gorgeous bones right there in the mortuary. Unfortunately, once she discovers he's the brother of the woman she caught in bed with her husband, Keller is as good as poison. Maisy's meddlesome boss and best friend, however, has other ideas. His attempts at playing matchmaker result in a series of hot, steamy, erotic consequences—as well as embarrassing mishaps, masquerades and misunderstandings. Maisy, a certified chocoholic, copes in the most logical way possible—by trying to commit chocolatcide.

from Night Owl Romance...
"(Reviewer Top Pick!) Though Maisy tries her best to not mess up in this new relationship it is hysterical the situations she finds herself in. There's a gay funny Arnold Schwarzenegger wannabe, a boss who won't stop at matchmaking and a sister who constantly reminds you of your past that makes great secondary characters. Not to mention the oh so delicious seductive scene of chocolate cookies that you so got to read. Loved it all and can't wait for another Daisy Dexter Dobbs book for where there's sex, passion and comedy you know it will be a winner with Daisy."

from Romance Junkies...
"Daisy Dexter Dobbs does it again! Her incredible humor and her realistic heroine take center stage in this tale of revenge gone wrong. Maisy is like every woman-she battles the same cravings and hang-ups that all women face. Just like many women today, she is not model thin, yet she embraces her size and owns her sexuality completely. She is truly a romance heroine for the masses. Coupled with a sexy hero, her over flamboyant gay boss, best friend, and her ex's cruel and skinny new wife, ABSOLUTELY NOT is hilarious from start to finish. Full of her trademark witty dialogue and madcap situations, Daisy Dexter Dobbs has managed to pen another novel that will have you laughing out loud. ABSOULTELY NOT is a definite keeper and once again cements Ms. Dobbs as a true genius when it comes to the romantic comedy genre."

from Just Erotic Romance Reviews...
"...The sex is quite scintillating but laughable at the same time. A cloud of happiness hangs over each steamy escapade and gives you the feeling of eating cotton candy while having the naked time of your life. Equal opportunity is given to the cast of eccentric secondary characters and Norman (Maisy's gay boss) makes the most of it. He steals hearts with his ability to concoct mile high lies when the need arises and somehow manages to bring order to everyone's life including his own. While Ms. Dobbs made me drool with her chocolate chip cookie sex, I couldn't stop laughing at the havoc that is created at the restaurant. … a fun plot that's decidedly over-the-top … Absolutely Not is a fun non-stop action story that'll provide its readers for hours of fun and humorous romance."