A collection of southern tales from known liars, truths or partial fiction as told by close friends and/or legendary accounts from innocent folks just making conversation.
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Stories From the Southern Side
MY BAD DAY
I knew it wasn't going to be my day when my finger went through the toilet paper this morning.
I became fully awake and alert when I relized my toothpaste wasn't foamy and didn't have that cool, mint flavor I was used to. As I stared at the tube of Preparation H in my hand, I silently exclaimed, "My God! What have I done with the Colgate?"
A slight cooling effect in my posterior answered that question! As I threw the Preparation H in disgust, I turned quickly to my left and felt the presence of the bathroom door on my forehead.