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The Mind is a Funny Thing: A Collection of Modern Sarcasm and One-Liners
by Jay M Horne   

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Copyright:  Dec 8, 2010 ISBN-13:  9781456304119

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This rare collection of Modern Sarcasm and hilarious One-liners is a must have reference guide to side splitting Jokes and conversational Ice-breakers.

 Humor is a necessary component in everyday life. Without it we would cease to overcome our hardships and the world would be filled with a whole lot of boring people! Well, the fact is, the world is already filled with a whole lot of boring people so I find it my duty to make laughter accessible to even the most bland of human personas. With that, I present to you what I call, my personal quick reference guide to sarcastic one-liners and jovial crowd pleasers. Flip to our index in the back to find a crack for any subject and be the quickest to tickle your company pink OR If you’re the type that just loves to kick back with a good book and roll with laughter, then start on page 10 and make a run of it. Either way, make sure you keep this valuable tool close at hand.

God looks down and notices that Adam is all alone while all the animals have companions, so he decides to create a companion for man as well. He comes to see Adam and says to him, "Adam, you are my greatest creation and therefore, I am going to create for you the ultimate companion. She will worship the very ground you walk on, she will long for you and no other, she will be highly intelligent, she will wait on you hand and foot and obey your every command, she will be beautiful, and all it will cost you is an arm and a leg."

Thinking for a few moments, Adam replies, "What could I get for a rib?"

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Reader Reviews for "The Mind is a Funny Thing: A Collection of Modern Sarcasm and One-Liners"

Reviewed by Morgan McFinn 11/8/2011

I like the excerpt; very funny.

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