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The Curse of Satan's Collar
by John Waldo Miller   

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Historical Fiction

Publisher:  Xlibris ISBN-10:  1425749372 Type: 
Pages: 

430

Copyright:  March 2008 ISBN-13:  9781425749378
Fiction

In 1771 under an old giant Chestnut tree, Captain Heinsel stood on the top of an empty whiskey barrel with the end of the hangman’s noose around his neck. He had clamed up about a missing British payroll gold shipment.
Governor William Postlethwaite known as “Hanging Billy” was also at the end of his patience with Captain Heinsel. He wanted his missing gold shipment.
He shouted at the Captain, “For the last time Captain Heinsel, tell me where you hid my gold, or you are going to meet “Satan’s Collar”!
There wasn’t a sound anywhere, but from the silent crowd came a lonely . . . loud cry.
“Die with it in ye Son! Don’t tell’um nothing! Die with it in ye!” and he did.
Governor Postlethwaite only shook his head and shouted, “Colonel Brainerd, kick that barrel out and sent this bastard to hell!” and Colonel Brainerd did.
So was born the “Curse of Satan’s Collar.”

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At the 67th Annual Meeting of the North Carolina Society of Historians in Hickory, North Carolina, on October,13, 2008, John W. Miller won the prestigious Clark Cox Award for Historical Fiction for his book, "The Curse of Satan's Collar."

 This story's dialogue  written in mountain dialect, does not obey the rules of grammar, punctuation, and the narrative written in standard  retorical language . Read at your own risk. JWM              

                          Willy Moons Newspapermen

It was late Thursday afternoon, almost dark, when Dad penned up his bear dogs for the night. Willy saw something, but the family didn’t. We were in the kitchen and missed it. We were still trying to figure out howthe newspapers acquired all the information about Willy.

Out at the front gate, two newspaper reporters were down on the ground trying to crawl under the gate’s bottom rail. One had a long-range telescope. Willy saw them earlier among the gawkiers, yaps, and out-of-town curiosity seekers. And like everybody else, they couldn’t open the lock. That’s when they decided to try crawling under the fence.
 
Unfortunately, two ladies tried to hold them back. The ladies thought that maybe it was for their own good. However, rescuing folks that didn’t want rescued sometimes got them in trouble.
 
Maude Myrtle Crabtree, alias Madam Broadbottom, had advised the two crawlers to stay put. “Sonny, you’uns doesn’t knows what you’uns is gettin’ into. Them Heinsel-Millers has some bad, bad bear dogs. They will tear you’uns britches off. Ain’t that right, Bessie Mae?”
 
Bessie Mae McCracken, alias Lady Do’Wagger, nodded her head up and down, bent down, and tried to hold on to one of the newspaper reporter’s arm. But that didn’t work. So she did the next best thing and sat down on his legs. But he kept squirming, wouldn’t stop.
 
So she smacked him on his head with her pocketbook. “Be still, you dummy! That shore is right! Maude Myrtle is givin’ you’uns good advice. Our beloved preacher-man, Clive Hammer Floorstomper, bless his heart,  were over here yesterday. He were tryin’ to find out what in the world was goin’ on out here. And they sic the bear dogs on him. Our good Reverend Shoutover had to shout fer his life, ‘Help, Help! Call them dogs off!’ Now, would you’uns like for me to repeat what I jest said, or does you’uns understands the first time?”
 
Maude Myrtle also made use of her excessive asset and perched her broad bottom on top of the other newspaperman’s shoulders. And for the moment, he wasn’t going anywhere.
 
A heavy groan came from one newspaper reporter. The other said, “Madam would you please get off my legs before they are crushed. I am trying to crawl, as you would say, under this here fence.”
 
Then Bessie Mae got down real close to his ear and shouted, “Listen hears sonny, you’uns got the wrong name. I’m Lady Do’Wagger. The other lady over there is Madam Broadbottom. We are’s jest tryin’ to save you’uns lives, but you’uns are’s jest plain rude!”
 
The first reporter still pleaded, “Well, whatever is your name, please get off me. You are about to smother me to death! We don’t want to be saved! Do you people ever talk or speak plain English?”
 
That was a bad move by those reporters. Both of our refined Christian ladies just kept jumping up and down.
 
They started kicking and shoving the two reporters under our fence, shouting, “You’uns furiners ain’t gots a bit of manners, jest plain rude! If you’uns wants to get you’uns britches bit off, then have at hit!”
 
Then they pushed both under the fence.
 
Willy knew those two ladies even if he didn’t know anyone else in the crowd. They are at every meeting, rooster fights, church meetings, and whatever. The newspaper ought to put them on their payroll.
 
A curious thing about the crowd was that Willy didn’t see any of the relatives or friendly neighbors. He wondered if they had judged him already. His conscious had begun to bother him and he wondered . . . What could they be thinking about me for what I’ve done? How is this going to affect my family? I didn’t mean to hurt my family in the eyes of the neighbors or Merryville. We have always been very respectable in the past. But, since these reporters want to talk to me, I’ll jest let them get a little closer, and then I’ll give them a surprise.
 
When they had crawled under the gate and reached what Willy thought was close enough, he turned his backside toward the two newspaper reporters, pulled down his bib overalls, and mooned the surprised pair.
Then he ran to the backside of the tree and shouted, “Get’um, George Washington!”
 
And the newspaper reporters with their telescope got a good look at Willy’s backside. But at the same time, George Washington reared up a mouth full of teeth and took off after the two newspapermen.
 
The crowd had seen it all and let out a roar. “Run! Run! If them dogs don’t get you’uns, that mule will!”
 
They ran for their lives. But the newspaper reporters didn’t quite make it to the fence gate. That’s where George Washington embossed his teeth prints on their rears, as they scrambled over the fence gate.
 
Our two notorious spreaders of gossip shouted with glee. “We told you’uns if them there dogs don’t get you’uns, George Washington wills!”
 
Outside the fence gate and safe, one newspaper reporter asked the reporter who had the telescope, “Did you get a good look?”
 
The other newspaperman smuled and said, “Sure did! He has hair all over his backside. Looked like a grey-haired, ugly faced billy goat!”
 
Mountain folks call mooning a social justice, born out of contempt for someone. Anyway, Willy thought the newspapermen earned it.
Willy laughed and leaned back against the trunk of the Chestnut tree.
He looked at George Washington. “You got’um George Washington, and it serves them right tryin’ to crawl under that there gate.”

Rifle Packing Mama

The newspaperman had committed the most unforgivable social error of the mountains: don’t look at our women, never ever ever never. This very important mountain custom was the supreme final word for outsiders. But now these newapapermen had looked at Mama's daughters and had to pay the price.

For such an act men are shot. In fact, you didn’t dare talk to a mountain girl if she was alone. And she wouldn’t talk to you, a furriner. She would wait until another mountain girl came up and stood beside her. Sounds strange, but it was the custom. No doubt, he wasn’t from around here.

Mama put the evil stare on that man like an executioner. “Look at me, little man! When I crack your head open, there isn’t anything that’s going to fly out of your head but questions! Absolutely void of brains! Don’t you ever put your lusting eyes on my daughters again! Hand me my rifle, Jon.”

How she knew I had that rifle in my hand I will never know.

“I’m going give you ten seconds to jump that gate. Don’t try to climb over it or open it. You will be too late! That’s five seconds more than I gave that last stranger. Do you understand, Mr. Newspaperman?”
Then Mama stomped her right foot with authority, stuck that rifle up in the air, and pulled the trigger. The man didn’t run, but leaped from the sound of that shot. He leaped like a frog, backward. It took him every bit of five seconds to clear the top of that gate.

Then Mama completely shifted back into our homegrown language, laughing, “I were wrong, hits easier to run off a newspaperman than teach an ill-tempered husband anythin’.”

David cried out, “Mama, you gave him too much time. He could have done hit in four seconds.”
   

  


Excerpt

The newspaper read, “On Friday afternoon a group of concerned citizens, some from as far off as Knoxville, made a gallant effort to find out what was going on out at the Heinsel-Miller farm. It seems this family has chained one of our disabled veterans to a large tree against his will. The veteran committed an unforgivable social error and his unsympathetic family has decided to punish him by chaining him to a large tree. This giant Chestnut tree, a long-standing symbolic landmark for this community, is now disgraced forever.
“When a member of the household returned late afternoon riding his horse, the crowd of onlookers tried to help this poor soul through the gate, they were attack by an old woman wearing wooden shoes, waving a loaded rifle, and shouting at the top of her voice, “Git off our land, you’uns bunch of gawkiers!”
Then she turned her vicious bear dogs loose on the helpless crowd, chasing four now crippled women who are beyond reproach into the cornfield, ripping their clothes from their helpless bodies. They barely escaped with their lives. The sheriff has been notified.”
Dad stood up with the paper in his hand and slammed it down on the table, “Don’t that beat all! Willy’s not a disable veteran! He’s strong as a mule. He put two bears on the ground! I seen him do hit.”
Then Dad looked at Mama, and he had to laugh, “Nancy Abigail, you’uns got three complaints against you’uns, what does you’uns says?”
Mama replied very seriously, “Why, that newspaperman in Ashville is crazy! I shot up in the air, not at him. If I had’er shot at him, I would’of hit him. Ain’t they never ever seen Dutch wooden shoes before? And I ain’t about to buy any four silly women any clothes, used, new, stolen, or even homemade!”



Professional Reviews

The Curse of Satan's ollar
I like the back-story (flash back) that leads in. Very well written and has great flow about something I know nothing about. Isle of Travey, Auckland 1172 New Zealand

The Curse of Satan's Collar
I do love your writing! It conjures up great visuals of people and places. The dialogue is easy to follow; story runs smooth. Mary could’ve sued God for getting her pg—very interesting comment. Bakhir; United Kingdom


The Curse of Satan's Collar
You have a talent for realistic character, engaging dialogs, and I did enjoy reading the mountain dialect. The fish incident was interesting, but I half expect someone to catch that bass. But, it’s a good place for a second book. Daggerstone, Marij Stojanovick. Nish Serbia


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Reviewed by John Miller 11/2/2008



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