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The "Kamikaze KamaSutra" of EVERYTHING you've always wanted to know about women...and how to defend yourself once you know it! RED HOT SEX SECRETS! RATIONAL RELATIONSHIPS! TOTAL SELF IMPROVEMENT! MUCH MUCH MORE!!!
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ROCK HER WORLD: A MAN’S GUIDE TO WOMEN
By K.K. (Ken Kupstis)
Published by Extasy Books (www.extasybooks.com)
CONTENTS (OF THE ‘KAMIKAZE KAMA SUTRA’)
THE ART & SCIENCE OF GIRLWATCHING
(Why beauty is an asset, not a virtue; decoding female signals and body language)
MYTHS AND UNDISCOVERED COUNTRIES
(“Men ‘get’ sex from women”, “Women don’t like sex as much as we do”, “Money’s all that matters”, “Abstinence is harmful to your health” “Treat ‘em like dirt and they love it”, “Men are responsible for female happiness and/or orgasms”, “Premarital sex or any non-monogamous relationship is a sin” and other Archaic LIES destroyed while-you-wait; The Coolidge Factor: curse of monogamy; Treating new women like Undiscovered Countries; Leaving your ‘baggage’ at the door)
RATIONAL CHIVALRY
(The “Ambassador of Romance” vs. The Three Stooges: LOUT, NICE GUY and TOURIST.)
BEING ALL YOU CAN BE
(The “$300 a week Playboy” Self-improvement program: The Liberating Limitation; Quitting smoking; Your best possible shape—diet, workouts, the Body For Life Challenge, and grooming; Getting a raise; debt reduction and wealth building; Getting a sense of humor; Getting a new hobby; Business cards;
Magic tricks and stunts; Necessities to have on your person, in your car, and your apartment.)
PART 2. MAKING CONTACT
HOW TO CRASH WITHOUT BURNING
(The needless fear of the ‘turndown’; The odds in your favor; Why shyness must be destroyed; Why it’s your perfect right to introduce yourself at any time in virtually any environment; Reducing your ‘crashes’)
THE FIRST GLANCE
(Eye contact; What you’re wearing and how it defines you)
LINES
(Opening lines vs. Pickup lines; 4 cool opening lines; 113 ‘kamikaze’ pickup lines)
THE TWISTER
(‘Hardcore’ openers for women you think are out of your league)
SMALL TALK MADE LARGER
(12 ‘Revelation Questions’; The Tactical Conversation; Red Flags)
TARGET-RICH ENVIRONMENTS
(Avoiding Sexual Harassment in the workplace; 12 cool places to meet women and how to use their environmental advantages.)
THE SINGLES INDUSTRY
(Upsides and downsides; Advice on personal ads; Internet matchmaking sites.)
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CHROME
(‘Babe magnets’ and their various uses)
DATING MADE EASY…AND ECONOMICAL
(The ‘phone script’ for the successful phone conversation; The ‘Pre-date’; The ‘Non-Date’, or Booty Call; The First Date; Your Car: Auto or Erotica? Dating Do’s and Don’ts; The Prearranged Romance—12 cool ‘sample’ dates; Monkey Wrenches; Gail the Phantom Ex-Girlfriend; Cutting Costs/Meeting her halfway; The entertainment card)
THE FULLY FUNCTIONING BABE LAIR
(The Ultimate Bachelor Pad; Must-have movies; Nightstand necessities; The Instant Stay-In Date; THE RECIPE FOR CORNISH GAME HENS A LA K.K.)
GIRLFRIENDS VS. FRIENDGIRLS
(Pick one before she picks for you!)
POLYAMORY
(Ups and Downs of Polyamory; Dating Multiple Women; Rules and Ethics; Inter-Lewd: The Fable of the Head that wouldn’t Quit)
PART 3: THE CARE AND FEEDING OF GIRLFRIENDS
YOU KNOW YOUR REALLY HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHEN…
(The Sacred Signs; The Heartbreak of ‘Remoras’ and the ‘Professional First Date Girl’; Meeting her kids; Meeting her Mom and Dad; K.K.’s Occupational Transformation Kit; Selective Communication with her Dad)
THE TEN COMMANDMENTS FOR A COOL ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP
THINGS WOMEN LOVE/HATE
NAGGING/CONFLICTS/WHAT THE F**K IS IT NOW?
(The upside of nagging; methods of conflict resolution; the “Helpful Hints For The Ladies In Our Lives” Sign; Communications 101: The Universal Girlfriend Translator; Communications 102: The No-Win Question; Communications 103: The Silent Treatment; The Clam Complex; Getting Slapped Around: walking away vs. prison)
BREAKING UP WITHOUT CRACKING UP
(7 breakup rules; Methods of breaking up; Sweet revenge/breakup overkill)
FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN—EVERYBODY! SING IT!
(How to tell you’re in love; St. Paul’s Quote; How to say it back)
MARRIAGE AND HOW TO AVOID IT
(Marriage past and present; How it’s marketed to women; Realities of marriage; Pre-marital advice; The argument for and against)
SEXUAL TECHNIQUES
(Misconceptions about sex; The importance of birth control; The ‘Length’ that matters MORE; Fucking vs. having sex vs. making love)
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PREPARE TO DIVE!
(Fun with disrobing)
FOREPLAY
(Why women prefer it to actual sex; Two rules; Suggestions; Quickies)
FIRST TIME’S A CHARM
(Consideration of the Virgin; 14-Step-by-Step Slow an’ easy first time Deflowering Manual)
HER HOT SPOTS
(Stimulating her Brain; Lips; Hands; Breasts; Glutes; Neck; Underarms; Navel; Thighs; Feet; Ears; Back; Vagina; Clitoris; G-spot; Perineum)
‘SLIDE GUITAR’: THE TALE OF THE TAPE
(Songs to extend lovemaking via Neuro-Linguistic Programming)
‘SLIDE GUITAR 2’: THE YES MASSAGE
(Using the music of Yes to make her scream “Yes”)
I’LL TELL YOU THINGS THAT YOU WANT TO HEAR/I’M GONNA WHISPER IN YOUR EAR
(The success of the Beatles; Verbal Romance; How to Talk a woman into orgasm;
Why women won’t talk dirty until you ask; Things never to say during/after sex)
AFTERPLAY
(One more (orgasm) for the road)
ORAL SEX: TO GIVE IS BETTER THAN TO RECEIVE(?)
(Hows/Wheres/Whys of Oral sex; A primer on giving; The Etiquette of receiving; Seasoning to taste; Why it’s oral sex and not oral ‘friendship’)
ASSUME THE POSITION!
(Missionary: The Leg-lock, The Cradle, The Push-up, The Swing, The Extreme Missionary, Lips & Thumb, The Angler, ‘Stirring’, The Bend. Female Superior/Girl-On-Top: The G-spot Rocker, The Gargoyle, The Reverse Cowgirl, Give Yourself a Hand, Hang Loose, The Spin, The Chair. Side by Side: the Swing.
Dogstyle: Best in the bathroom. The Wheelbarrow, Stairway to Heaven, The Glide.
Hawaiian. Sixty-Nine: Vertical sixty-nine. The C.A.T./Coital Alignment Technique: The Easy Lotus, The Womb, The Root or Basal Lock. Altar of the gods. The importance of muscularity; additional advice.
“ALL NIGHT LONG”
(The ‘go all night like a lumberjack’ scheme)
AND NO FEATHERS THIS TIME…WE’LL USE THE WHOLE CHICKEN
(Alternatives primer: Candle Wax; Pie In Your Face; Our Friend The Goldfish; Oil Drilling; Kiss From A rose; Nothing more than feelings; The Three-Slice Special;
The Female Sundae; Breakfast of the Gods; Fit to be Tied; 30 Rockin’ places to get it on.)
YOU OUGHTA BE IN PICTURES
(Amateur videotaping; Adult films your girl might actually like.)
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DOUBLING YOUR PLEASURE
(Menage-a-Trois/Threesomes: Where & How; Warning about damaging the relationships; techniques to stimulate two women)
EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES?
(Impotence: Good news and bad news; Anecdotes/Letting go of the sex & feeling the love; Factors contributing to impotence; Trivia w/ Ted Nugent; The Bright Side.
‘Quick on the trigger’/Premature Ejaculation: How condoms help; Desensitizers;
The Merits of slowing down; The ‘pinch technique’; Why you should keep right on going.)
COMPLICATIONS
(Baggage: The Anecdote of Agony; Necessity of checking your baggage at the door.
Infidelity: The double standard; The Top Three Factors—Seduction, Stagnation, Retaliation; Your girlfriend vs. the Stormtrooper in Stilettos; Thinking the affair through before you have it; Getting your girlfriend to lose weight; The Flipside; How you’d know she’s cheating; The ‘Mystery Friend’.
Unwanted Pregnancy: The importance of birth control; your limited options.
Sexually transmitted diseases: Causes, symptoms, cures, the importance of condoms.
Flaws: The acid tests; Flaws vs. Differences of opinion; The Green Eggs and Ham night; Red Flags; The Compromise Competition.)
HIGH MAINTENANCE WOMEN
(Valkyries; Prostitutes/Strippers; Remoras/Gold-diggers; ‘COMPLEXWOMAN’;
Nymphomaniacs; Cockteasers; Jailbait; Methods of thwarting each.)
THE COMPETITION
(The Reality of other guys; ‘Poaching’; Boyfriends vs. Husbands; Abuse vs. hearsay; Not being told; Clues she’s in a relationship; Anecdotes; Self-defense techniques; CON AIR; The shoe on the other foot.)
CARE AND FEEDING OF/BY THE RICH GIRL
(Warning; Types of rich girls—The Heiress; The Businesswoman; The Divorcee; The Lottery Winner; The Millionaire’s Wife; Anecdotes and Suggestions for each.)
HERE’S TO YOU
(Here’s to me, hope we never disagree; An ambivalent endorsement of Monogamy and Singlehood; contact email; Tough times don’t last—tough people do.)
SUGGESTED READING (Books)
SUGGESTED VIEWING (Instructional Videos and feature films)
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