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Bogg
by Andrew Attias   

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Publisher:  Pen Press ISBN-10:  1907499083 Type: 
Pages: 

287

Copyright:  Jan 14, 2002 ISBN-13:  9781907499081
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Bogg The Dwarf

Bananas, Mexican guitarists in lifts and an alien invasion. Three inept Dwarfs, unaware of each other's existence, get involved with an Ogre, a Mysterious Stranger, two Damsels in distress, bananas, a rebel plan to unseat a military dictator, killer droids and some Mexican guitarists in a lift, while unknowingly affecting the outcome of an alien invasion of Earth.

Prologue “DON’T TOUCH THE BUTTON.” The transmission was concise and clear from mission control. There was no static from the space receiver. Concise and clear. “DON’T TOUCH THE BUTTON.” It broke the silence and the loneliness felt from being far from home in the outer borders of the quadrant. All alone. There were only three thousand warships in view of the vid-screens to keep him company, poised with laser cannons and aiming in his direction. “DON’T TOUCH THE BUTTON.” The voice repeated the instruction. In just those words it said ‘you don’t know what you are doing. We are the experts and we will guide you through this.’ “DON’T TOUCH THE BUTTON.” The voice from high command had passed through millions of parsecs of space in a trillisecond to be with him. It was a voice of calmness. The four words said ‘do as we say and everything will be fine.’ The words seemed to implore him not to do the thing they thought he was thinking of doing because it was dangerous and besides, they didn’t think he knew what the hell he was doing. He didn’t. He wasn’t even supposed to be there. “DON’T TOUCH THE BUTTON.” Concise and clear. The tone was unmistakeable. The tone of a direct order from a senior officer. Cadet patrolman 908154BOGG pressed the button.    

     
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Reader Reviews for "Bogg"

Reviewed by alejapoet@aol.com Bennett 4/3/2007
wISHING YOU ALL THE BEST WITH THIS AND ALL FUTURE ENDEAVOURS.

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