|
Author, Keshia Kola has ripped out the pages of etiquette and politics to create Pop Culture's first gender based resource guide.
Buy your copy!
The Shesaurus
Kunoichi. Japanese. She's a female ninja specially trained in psychology, hired to seduce the enemy for a clever assassination! The Kunoichi would disguise themselves as Geisha to deceive their unsuspecting targets.
Poor Man's Wendy. Shes's the second choice, stand in or cancellation prize who will never stand up to "Mrs.Right." Coined by romantic comedy, The Wedding Planner.
Pirate's Dream. She's a flat-chested woman.
Lucy Stoner. She's a woman who likes to hold on to her last name long after marriage. Named after 1850's women's rights activist, Lucy Stone.
Meydele. Yiddish. She's a young impressionable girl. See: Mommellah, Baby Legs, Gosling, Spring Chicken, Bobby Soxer, Biddy, Ankle or Teenybobber.
Martha Stewart of Death. She's the woman who over coordinates grief plans for funeral accommodations.
Lady Dudes. Derog. Coined by comedian extraordinaire, Rodney Perry. They are a group of butch lesbians who dress down in do-rags and baggy pants. They are prone to taking over the Gentlemen's Club and ruining the entire stripper experience for the real dudes by over tipping. See: Butch, Diesel Dyke, Bull Dagger, Amy John or Studfish.
Irish Beauty. Derog. She's a woman with two black eyes. What do you say to an Irish Beauty? Nothing! You've already told her twice!
Excerpt
As a writer, I've always wanted a resource guide that provides options for even the most unflattering synonyms ot found in your typical dictionary or thesaurus. With over 2500+ entries, The Shesaurus is the ultimate resource guide for any blogger, writer, journalist, lyricist, screenwriter or author.
|
|