Revisit your favorite swashbuckling adventures in this pirate parody sure to shiver your timbers and rattle your funnybones.
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In the Pirates of Solomon's Toes, Tim Sparrow asks nothing more than the sun above him, the wind in his sails and the deck of a good ship rolling beneath his feet. And the seaport of Solomon's Toes is just the place to find such a ship. Tim gets more than he wanted when he steps on board the Empyreal Treasure and joins its crew, including a brawling Irish midget first mate, an Italian gourmet as ship's cook and a ship's spy that's so sneaky his mother wasn't sure when he was born.
Joining up means he also inherits the crew's enemies, Captain Dregs Squalor and the smuggler Ellis Marshal. Tim gets himself in deeper when he breaks the Treasure's "No Prisoners" policy and kidnaps Elle Marshal, the smuggler's arrogant daughter. Keeping her out of trouble without letting her fall in love with him is more than he can handle. But in order to return her to her father, Tim will have to help the Empyreal Treasure defeat Captain Squalor and unravel Captain Marshal's connection to the mysterious
Cocoa Islands as he is swept along in this adventurous pirate parody.