Santa has been institutionalized for multiple personality disorder. The North Pole has become a gambler's paradise and it's up to two humans (and an underground network of elves) to save it!
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Santa Claus has been institutionalized with multiple personality disorder. With Ol' St. Nick out of the way, Jack Frost has turned the North Pole into a Vegas-style resort, complete with elf escorts, mentally bent reindeer with questioble ethics and vocabulary who race in the Reindeer Games and there are even Armani-wearing elves who are heavily armed.
With the help of the Angels who run the local newspaper, The North Pole Herald, can two humans return the North Pole to its former glory after being thrown into this crazy mission?
Catch the casinos, the racing reindeer with horrible attitudes and even more horrible language, the elves with semi-automatics and yes, there's even Nutcracker warfare!
No Christmas icon or legend will be spared in this darkly,twisted Christmas tale because under this mistletoe, you'll only be kissing your life goodbye!
Join the Revolution. Take back Christmas!
This is a darkly twisted Christmas comedy that is labled as "Parental Discretion is Advised".