||Greg Jackson, via Lulu
||April 8, 2006
Santa has been institutionalized for multiple personality disorder. The North Pole has become a gambler's paradise and it's up to two humans (and an underground network of elves) to save it!
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Santa Claus has been institutionalized with multiple personality disorder. With Ol' St. Nick out of the way, Jack Frost has turned the North Pole into a Vegas-style resort, complete with elf escorts, mentally bent reindeer with questioble ethics and vocabulary who race in the Reindeer Games and there are even Armani-wearing elves who are heavily armed.
With the help of the Angels who run the local newspaper, The North Pole Herald, can two humans return the North Pole to its former glory after being thrown into this crazy mission?
Catch the casinos, the racing reindeer with horrible attitudes and even more horrible language, the elves with semi-automatics and yes, there's even Nutcracker warfare!
No Christmas icon or legend will be spared in this darkly,twisted Christmas tale because under this mistletoe, you'll only be kissing your life goodbye!
Join the Revolution. Take back Christmas!
This is a darkly twisted Christmas comedy that is labled as "Parental Discretion is Advised".
Smashwords Review - 5 Stars - Lisa Patrone
Just got finished reading Operation: Mistletoe. Truly a fantastic book. The author Greg Jackson is a genius with his mixed and corrupted version of Christmas. A definite must read. His style of writing will have you captured wanting to read more and more!!
Smashwords Review - 5 Stars - Randolph Giles
I just got finished reading Operation Mistletoe and from the very beginning it had me cracking up laughing out loud with tears running down my face. The book is absolutely hysterical and a work of per geneous. I haven't laughed this hard since I saw the episode of Frasier season 5 when they meet Roz's boyfriend's big nose parents. Greg Jackson truly did an excellent job in writing an extremely funny adult holiday book. This is a must read!!!
Amazon - 5 Stars - R. Thomas
f you like sarcastic stuff, read this book. The author's view of what Christmas has become is darkly funny and a little bit twisted but makes sense, I laughed out loud during a lot of it, picturing the things we know really well doing crazy things. It's very unique and tells how someone's feelings can distort something as pure as Christmas. It says its aimed towards adults and I have to agree but its fun entertainment.
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