Have you blinded those around you when removing your baseball cap?
Does your brush have more hair in it than your head has on it?
Are you serenaded while getting out of bed every morning by the Rice Crispy concerto played by your joints with the added “tuba” accompaniment from “southern” regions better left unheard from?
Do doctor visits include the mind numbing, sphincter tightening snap of a rubber glove and the requisite small talk aimed at taking your mind off the fact that your most intimate parts are being shamelessly violated?
Do beer hangovers last for days?
If you’ve answered yes to any of the above, this book is for you.
Join me, if you dare, through the life altering, often humiliating and always hysterical trials and tribulations of a man coming to grips with the inevitable realities of middle age. This no-holds-barred look at life after forty takes a light hearted approach to bring to light the fact that we’re not getting any younger.
Laugh at me if you will, but keep this in mind: “There’s only one way around middle age; and that’s unthinkable.” You, too, will be assimilated.
I hope your ride into the sunset is a long, prosperous, healthy and happy one.