Life In The Dweeb Lane is a collection of short, comical stories about my life (with a slight "stretch" now and then).
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Life In The Dweeb Lane
Most of us weren't part of the 90210 crowd. We were encased in that faceless mass of averageness or, in my case, below. For instance, we all remember how proud we were before graduation as we carried our new book of memories around campus and watched as our friends and teachers scribbled those memorable litle notes inside. Some of mine were:
You poor demented little man. Love, mom
Die a slow death! Unnamed ex-girlfriend.
Who are you? Head Cheerleader
Stop sleeping in my trashcan! Your next door neighbor.
Marriage. It's just not the same any more. We've got ongoing arguments concerning traditional marriage, gay marriage, triad marriage, multiple husbands and wives. But one day, and that day is coming, there will be arguments as to the constitutionality of same species marriage. I can see it now.
"Do you?" "I do." "Arf-Arf."
The weddings will be held in newly remodeled barn-chapels. The loving couples, trios or herds will walk down the isle to the tender strains of "Ewe Are The Wind Beneath My Wings" or "You Mooooooove Me."
How about "Armadillo By Morning?" or "Funny How Swine Slips Away." "When Two Mules Collide?" or "Who's Your Craw-Daddy?"
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