Sun Tzu's The Art of Dork a novel by John Lincoln
TL James is a dork. His obsessions include Star Trek, Jennifer Garner, and having the largest Blu Ray collection in all the land. However, the one need which has burned the brightest is the need to be with Minnie Dawkins. Unfortunately, he has to talk to her first.
When he discovers Sun Tzu's ancient book 'The Art of War' he realizes that he can use its precepts to his advantage. So, he drafts his 'army' of friends and sets out to win the battle for Minnie's heart.