More wit and wisdom for cats from the author of The World Is Your Litter Box
The World Is Your Litter Box
The sequel to The World Is Your Litter Box, also written in the voice of a cat (Quasi) and premised as a how-to manual for cats. Chapters include, "How to Tell if Your Human is A True Cat Nut," "Breezy Excuses for Unacceptable Kitty Behavior," and "What to Do If Your Human Puts You on A Diet." Another must-have for cat lovers!
Ever since the publication and smashing success of The World Is Your Litter Box, my ultra-hilarious how-to manual for cats, several of my fellow felines have asked me, “Hey Quasi, has the success of your book gone to your head or are you still the same humble, big white guy you always were?”
The simple answer to that question is – quite frankly – yes… the success of Litter Box HAS gone to my head. Just ask my human, Steve, and he’ll probably tell you that I’ve become even more cocky, aloof, self-centered and impossible than I was before (hard to believe, but true). In other words, success has made me EVEN MORE catlike.
And oh the glory of being a world famous author! Muscular, macho male cats, who once beat me up and called me Fatso, now think I’m way cool and want to hang with me. Female cats, who used to hiss in my face when I came around, now want to hook up and have my kittens. (Actually, I no longer have my cojones, but don’t tell them that.) Politicians, movie stars and supermodels want to cozy up and have their pictures taken with me. College professors and tweedy intellectuals want to engage me in deep, meaningful conversations about neoclassical literature and other heady matters. Endorsement requests from manufacturers of cat products are rolling in. Even dogs bow their heads in reverence when I patrol the neighborhood (well, not really).
Initially, I intended to bask in the glory of my success and enjoy my mythical status in the cat world… the proverbial retired writer in the sun if you will. But then, letters and emails from cats around the world began pouring in and convinced me to do otherwise. For you see, fellow cat, while I thought I had pretty much covered all the bases in The World Is Your Litter Box, the communiqués made me realize that there was far more wisdom to convey. So once again, I’ve put paw to paper and cranked out yet another superlative, highly-informative book that will open more doors of perception for you and help to make your life even more joyful and satisfying than it already is. Thus, you hold in your paws my brand-new literary masterpiece, The World Is STILL Your Litter Box, which contains deeply thought-out answers to some of the questions sent in by inquisitive cats from around the world. Questions such as:
• How can I tell if my human is a true cat nut or merely an affected poser?
• How can I be a more effective kitty fighting machine so I don’t become “dog meat” when I go up against a larger foe?
• How can I make my human say “Awwww” no matter what act of unacceptable kitty behavior I may have committed?
• How can I have even MORE fun when I’m high on catnip without attracting the attention of the police or federal narcotics agents?
• How can I make sure my human keeps my litter box as clean as the men’s room at a Shell station?
You’ll find all the answers and much, much more in The World Is STILL Your Litter Box. And once again, all this insight is cleverly disguised as a cute cat book so your human will fork over the moolah and buy it, little realizing that it is YOU who will truly reap the benefit of its contents. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tampa Bay Tribune
"The long-awaited sequel,The World Is STILL Your Litter Box, to the crack-you-up kitty classic, The World Is Your Litter Box, is here. The chapter names tell you all you need to know: 'How to Tell If Your Human Is a True Cat Nut,' 'Fun Things to Do When You're Buzzed on Catnip,' 'Ways to Annoy Your Human Just for Fun.' There are plenty of laughs in these pages, and loads of cattitude."
The Conscious Cat
The World Is Still Your Litter Box by Quasi, as typed by Steve Fisher, is a “how to” manual for cats, as dictated to Steve Fisher by Quasi, a lovable big white cat with a curious mind and a biting sense of humor. The book picks up where his first, The World Is Your Litter Box, leaves off, offering more wit and wisdom for cats on topics such as ways to annoy your human just for fun, what to do if your human puts you on a diet, and how to make sure your human keeps your litter box clean.
Quasi understands that humans, no matter how crazy they may be about cats (refer to the chapter on How to Tell if Your Human Is a True Cat Nut!), need a lot of guidance on how to truly appreciate, take care, and serve the needs of the cats who shares their lives. And who better to enlighten them then Quasi. This book will have you look at your own feline companions with greater understanding (and perhaps, a bit of trepidation, as you wonder what they’re cooking up behind those innocent looks they’re giving you…). From sharing 20 reasons why cats are smarter than humans to words and phrases that are not in a cat’s vocabulary (knowing these will save humans much time and frustration!), this book is not only the perfect gift for first time cat parents, but will have veteran cat lovers laugh out loud as they recognize their own feline companions in some of the pages.
This is a thoroughly delightful book for all cat lovers.
Hey guys! Did you buy your copy of "The World Is Your Litter Box" that I told you to buy a week ago? The answer had better not be "No!!" If it is, I am already two paws ahead of all of you in my quest to "make my life even MORE pleasant, entertaining and enjoyable!" Why? Because I have read "The World Is STILL Your Litter Box" the sequel to Quasi's pawtacular first book "The World Is Your Litter Box".
That Quasi is a real hoot! He is one intelligent cat (aren't we all?) His writing is sarcastic (kinda like me!) and he is so hilarious he had me on my back, belleh in the wind, my paws just kicking in the air from laughing so much! I got a better high from this book than I get when I get a nose full of catnip, and THAT is saying A LOT!
Quasi has the insight that all of our elderstatescats have. It is as if he is peeking through all of our windows and cat doors and knows exactly what is going on in our cathouses. Hmmmm...maybe he IS peeking in?
"If cats could drive, text and launch missiles,
they would rule the world" ....Quasi, 2010
There is one HUGE change in Quasi's life that he sagely discusses in "The World Is STILL Your Litter Box", and I gotta say I felt super bad for Quasi on this one. He now has to share his home with not one, but TWO new kitties!! Pawish the thought!!
You gotta read about the lessons he has taught them cause you will be rolling with laughter! No worries though, Quasi is still the "Demander In Chief"
One of my favorite parts of the book was the chapter called "What To Do If Your Human Puts You On A Diet" Ohhhh how I could relate to THAT! Quasi was put on a "Duck & Green Pea" diet! You regular readers of Cat Chat know that I suffered a similar fate when my Mom had to put me on a Rabbit diet!
Quasi's solution to this dilemma was pure genius! Made me wish I was an indoor/outdoor kitty just so I could try the same plan. But indoor kitties, have no fear! Quasi thought of us too!! I'm not gonna share his tips with ya though, you will have to purchase "The World Is STILL Your Litter Box" to find out!!
-Caren Gittleman (& Cody)
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