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Everyone Has A Boss / The Employee Survival Guide
When our parents told us to get a job, they didn't tell us how to be an employee. No one did.
Everyone Has A Boss teaches the American work ethic to those who don't know it.
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In our first week of what can best be
described as the-worst-possible-joborientation-ever, we were told how to dress, walk, talk, eat, and even how to sleep.
The penalties for violations were severe; we were usually bent.
Being bent meant punishment through
Not 20 push-ups like you see in the movies, but push-ups until the muscles in our arms stopped working and reached the involuntary spasm stage.
Once the quivering, jelly-arm, face down in
a pool of sweat threshold was crossed, the
Then push-ups again; then sit-ups.
The entire time the DI (Drill Instructor)
would whisper pet names with his red-faced,
outside voice. This learnin’ went on for 20 minutes - or until we vomited.
Physical abuse was an effective teaching
tool and I realized the lesson right away:
Learn the rules quickly, and follow