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Spun Monkey's Digest: ISSUE # 2+2=5 | The Nasty-Ass Honey Badger Edition
by The Grim Reverend Steven Rage   

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Publisher:  MorbidbookS (CreateSpace) ISBN-10:  1461167531 Type: 
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78

Copyright:  May 25, 2011 ISBN-13:  9781461167532
Non-Fiction

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Having had my jet fuel, I then sat my hairy asshole down at the keyboard and began flailing away. Spun Monkey’s Digest runs on the heart-felt belief that most folks have the attention span of a distracted gnat. Hell’s Bells, myself included … hey look! Oh, shit, son: A squirrel!

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So I, The Spun Monkey, have returned from running my errands, safe and sound. Thank you for your concern. I secured a grip of old ‘Heavy Metal’, ‘MAD’, ‘National Lampoon’, and a shit-ton of ‘Reader’s Digest’ magazines. The Spun Monkey wishes to send up Spun Monkey’s Digest on their ashes. While the Monkey was out, I went ahead and procured myself an 8-ball of crispy, crunchy Columbian Bam-Bam. I chipped, chopped, lined and blasted off with two bigguns up each side. OOH OOH EEE EEE-fuckmerunning- OOH-OOH-OOH, motherfuckers! Monkey be ready… Yes, indeeeeeed…. Having had my jet fuel, I then sat my hairy asshole down at the keyboard and began flailing away. Spun Monkey’s Digest runs on the heart-felt belief that most folks have the attention span of a distracted gnat. Hell’s Bells, myself included … hey look! Oh, shit, son: A squirrel! Just look at that fuckin’ guy. He’s so cute, chasing after his nut like that. Kind of like the rest of us, huh? Wait a tic … why the red underline. There’s only one ‘L’ in squirrel? Really? When’d that happen? Well, no one warned me, Mr. Werdperfekt. Since when? Forever? Oh. Okay. Monkey Business Break Time. Hang on a sec… (chop-chop-chop) So … um … (line ‘em up, Monkey. Like little white ducks sitting all in a row) what was I saying … excuse please … (snort-snort-sniff-sniff-shake it back- soak it in) …Oh yes … (Spun Monkey rushing my simian balls off). Whew!

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It takes a sick, drug-addled, putrefied brain to come up with a world-viewthis demented. --nuff b. ess
With graphic scenes of violence, sex and torture Steven Rage's unique cadence and elaborate descriptions vividly animates every aspect of his writing. Read this book. You'll not forget. --Mary Menzel
Gross, disgusting, funny, horrific, and disturbing. Rage writes with his conscience thrown out the window. --Nick Cato
It's hard to fathom what hell might be like - unspeakable pain and agony - perhaps. But I think Rage paints a picture that drives home the concept of a living hell one must suffer. –Todd A. Fonseca
A real treat for anyone who enjoys their fiction warped to breaking point and smeared in blood. –Matthew Revert
Nobody is more brilliantly repulsive than rage! Rage is gruesome, sickening, twisted, profane, disgusting, morbid, blasphemous. --D. Gorman
Sick? Absolutely. Genius? Perhaps. Rage? All the way. You'll need a strong stomach to handle it. But the reward and payoff is huge. It's dark fiction at its finest.  –Eric Mays
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