So I, The Spun Monkey, have returned from running my errands, safe and sound. Thank you for your concern. I secured a grip of old ‘Heavy Metal’, ‘MAD’, ‘National Lampoon’, and a shit-ton of ‘Reader’s Digest’ magazines. The Spun Monkey wishes to send up Spun Monkey’s Digest on their ashes. While the Monkey was out, I went ahead and procured myself an 8-ball of crispy, crunchy Columbian Bam-Bam. I chipped, chopped, lined and blasted off with two bigguns up each side. OOH OOH EEE EEE-fuckmerunning- OOH-OOH-OOH, motherfuckers! Monkey be ready… Yes, indeeeeeed…. Having had my jet fuel, I then sat my hairy asshole down at the keyboard and began flailing away. Spun Monkey’s Digest runs on the heart-felt belief that most folks have the attention span of a distracted gnat. Hell’s Bells, myself included … hey look! Oh, shit, son: A squirrel! Just look at that fuckin’ guy. He’s so cute, chasing after his nut like that. Kind of like the rest of us, huh? Wait a tic … why the red underline. There’s only one ‘L’ in squirrel? Really? When’d that happen? Well, no one warned me, Mr. Werdperfekt. Since when? Forever? Oh. Okay. Monkey Business Break Time. Hang on a sec… (chop-chop-chop) So … um … (line ‘em up, Monkey. Like little white ducks sitting all in a row) what was I saying … excuse please … (snort-snort-sniff-sniff-shake it back- soak it in) …Oh yes … (Spun Monkey rushing my simian balls off). Whew!
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