An assortment of 'back-page' tales to amuse you, a variety of short stories to absorb you, and bits and pieces to divert you from the tedium of flying.
Should be compulsory reading to keep incorrigible chatterers quiet - Frequent Flyer
Could also be used to ram down their throats - Flight Attendant
The stories about me are hugely exaggerated - Author's Spouse
Shredded drafts of this book line my litter tray. Royalties from this book will go towards proper deodorized litter and reduce complaints about the smell. - Family Cat
What a relief that will be - Family Dog