Horny goblin girls
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Gypsy Shadow Publishing
The sisters Geggelkek are half-goblin, half-human, and totally horny. Behind the respectable facade of their stately home in the midst of the Yorkshire moors, they will go to any lengths to find hot young studs to satisfy their green-blooded lust, even if they have to build the men from scratch or teleport themselves to the ends of the earth to seek them out. This is a shocking and lurid tale of sex, perversion and blasphemy, told by a man driven to the brink of madness by his secret knowledge. If you dare read more, you'll find "The Caskian Scandal" to be steam-goth fiction at its finest.
Elexabith had knocked several times before entering the room, but the love-bot's clicks and clanks and whirrs and boings, and the squeaking of the mattress, and Jemafer's own groans of ecstasy, not to mention a certain squishing noise, all these combined to drown out the knocking. And so Elexabith had burst into the room, and gasped as she beheld the mechanical man, nearly dropping her glowstone torch as her free hand flew to her mouth to stifle a cry of astonishment. Only then did Jemafer become aware of her sister's presence.
"Go away!" she groaned.
"This is important," Elexabith said.
Elexabith shrugged. "Suit yourself."
She spun on her heel and walked toward the door, but as she touched the knob she heard odd sounds behind her -- a loud pop, followed by an even louder "spronnnng!" and a raucous "ticketa-tacketa-tocketa-bangaga!"
She wheeled around. The love-bot's back had ruptured, a big spring protruding, jiggling frenetically back and forth as several gears hurtled out of his innards, still spinning. They caromed off the ceiling and clattered to the floor, yet the robot's hips continued to rise and fall several times until he finally collapsed, making an odd sound: "Uh, uh, uh, uhhh."
Jemafer glared up at her tin lover, letting out a frustrated sigh, then grabbed him by the shoulders and shoved him off of her. He rolled off the bed and landed on the floor with a loud "ti-boing!"
Jemafer sat up and swung around, glaring at her sister, who was standing by the side of the bed, doubled over with laughter.
"What's so damn funny?" Jemafer demanded.
"Nothing. Nothing at all."