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The Wholly Book of Exodus
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Publisher:  Bookstand ISBN-10:  1589092589 Type:  Fiction
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Copyright:  2005 ISBN-13:  9781589092587


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The Wholly Book of Exodus is humorous adult literature that features adult language, situations and content. It is the companion book of Jay Dubya's The Wholly Book of Genesis that satires the entire first book of the Bible.

The Wholly Book of Genesis: hardcover, paperback, e-book
The Wholly Book of Exodus: hardcover, Paperback, e-book
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The Wholly Book of Exodus satirizes the Israelite' captivity in Egypt, the power struggles between Moses and Pharaoh, the Great Exodus from Egypt to Canaan and the parting of the Red Sea. Manna from Heaven, Moses receiving the Ten Commandments on Mt. Sinai and the construction of the Ark of the Covenant are also satirized. Mohammed Kareem Jihad, a young Arab terrorist discovers in a limestone cave ancient papyrus renditions of the Old Testament's Book of Genesis and Book of Exodus. He hurries into Jericho and shows his finds to Professor Phillip Collins, an expert on Genesis, and to Dr. Allen Qaeda, an authority on Exodus. The archeologists barter a carton of cigarettes, two hand grenades and a used AK-47 for the priceless documents. Phil Collins and Al Qaeda translate the newly discovered versions of Genesis and Exodus into the Wholly Book of Genesis and into the Wholly Book of Exodus. They determine that over half of the original texts had been edited out by ancient Hebrew' priests and scholars whose intent was to make the first two books of the Old Testament more moral and virtuous. Professor Phil Collins e-mails electronic copies of the translations to his nephew, author Jay Dubya. Several days later an errant Palestinian rocket hits the Jerusalem' home where Phil Collins and Al Qaeda had been conducting their meticulous research. Both archeologists were killed in the misguided missile's explosion along with the papyrus scrolls and the computer files in the senseless terrorist attack. The only remaining versions of the Wholly Book of Genesis and the Wholly Book of Exodus are the e-mail attachments in Jay Dubya's computer. Jay Dubya now presents to the world the unabridged translations of the Wholly Book of Genesis and the Wholly Book of Exodus.The Wholly Book of Exodus is adult humor featuring adult language, content and situations. The books are presently available at Mobipocket.com (type in Jay Dubya). Genesis and Exodus are also available at Amazon.com, Amazon.co.uk, Amazon.co.de, Amazon.co.jp, at Barnes and Noble.com.

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Contents


 Chapter 1 “Jacob’s Descendents in Egypt” 1

Chapter 2 “Birth and Adoption of Moses” 7

Chapter 3 “The Call of Moses” 13

Chapter 4 “Confirmation of Moses’ Mission” 19

Chapter 5 “Pharaoh’s Obduracy” 25

Chapter 6 “Renewal of God’s Promise” 33

Chapter 7 “The Plagues” 39

Chapter 8 “The Gnats and the Flies” 45

Chapter 9 “The Pestilence” 51

Chapter 10 “The Locusts” 59

Chapter 11 “The Death of the First-born” 67

Chapter 12 “The Passover Ritual Prescribed” 71

Chapter 13 “Consecration of First-born” 79

Chapter 14 “The Red Sea” 85

Chapter 15 “At Mirah and Elim” 91

Chapter 16 “The Quail and Manna” 97

Chapter 17 “Water from the Rock” 103

Chapter 18 “Meeting with Jethro” 107

Chapter 19 “Arrival at Sinai” 115

Chapter 20 “The Ten Commandments” 121

Chapter 21 “Laws Regarding Slaves” 127

Chapter 22 “Social Laws” 135

Chapter 23 “Religious Laws” 141

Chapter 24 “Ratification of the Covenant” 149

Chapter 25 “The Table” 153

Chapter 26 “Tent Cloth, Walls and Veils” 159

Chapter 27 “The Altar of Holocausts” 165

Chapter 28 “The Priestly Vestments” 171

Chapter 29 “Consecration of the Priests” 179

Chapter 30 “Altar of Incense and Oil” 189

Chapter 31 “Choice of Artisans” 197

Chapter 32 “The Golden Calf” 201

Chapter 33 “Moses and God” 207

Chapter 34 “Renewal of the Tablets” 213

Chapter 35 “Sabbath Regulations” 221

Chapter 36 “Tent Cloth and Coverings” 227

Chapter 37 “The Ark” 233

Chapter 38 “The Altar of Holocausts” 237

Chapter 39 “The Vestments” 241

Chapter 40 “Erection of the Dwelling” 247


 


 





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Reviewed by Jay Dubya 2/24/2003
The Wholly Book of Exodus soared to an Amazon.com Sales Ranking of #3,042 IN Microsoft Reader on January 28, 2003. (the author)

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