Feeling lost? All empty inside?
Well here are 10 modern fairy tales that will make your life seem like a Faustian pleasure cruise. Meet characters so shallow that they could be members of your own family. Attempt to follow twists and turns so thick and wide that they take two whole paragraphs to finish. Yes, the polycarp has done it again! Using the English language to craftfully shape crap into yet smaller piles of crap, these 10 tales will make you wish you could register a concealed weapon.