Stories Worth Wiping Your A** With
Whether you're making a deposit at the stank bank, dropping a return at the squat shop, or conducting a brown business meeting, these perfectly timed tales provide the literary fragrance your privacy deserves. F
I wrote my book to tell readers about my humerous adventures with the opposite sex!
Background
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I have been in business for over 40 years and as a single heterosexual male enjoyed many hilarious and risque moments with the fair sex.
Friends who I had told about some of my exploits said that I just had to write a book and so The Bad boy With The Rosebud Lips was born.
I have written the book under a pen name and have changed the names of all the ladies to protect their identities.
I have had no influences regarding the writing of the book but do enjoy reading Sebastian Foulkes, C.J. Sansom, Lee Child and Gerald Seymour books.