Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V is humorous adult literature featuring adult content and language. The work satirizes and spoofs thirteen classic tales from U.S. and British literature, a
Mr X
Ex-husband ex-father ex-lover ex-soldier
I seem to collect ex’s as I grow older
Ex-worker ex-person now I’m retired
Background
Information
My father was a violent drunk. He went to jail when I was eleven came out when I was sixteen. We fought until I was eighteen. I joined the British Army to avoid killing the bugger.
I took to soldiering pretty well. Two small wars and a peacekeeping stint later I left after twelve years. I had two kids by then and wanted to see them grow up. I was sick of violence anyway.
I have always loved reading and wrote to get things out of my system. PTSD was not recognised in those days. Writing helped greatly especially humour. Turning things into a joke and/or seeing the funny side of life is a great, positive shield. True I can write pretty dark stuff but I much prefer humour.
Birth Place
Oldham, UK
Accomplishments
In the forces I wrote for the regimental magazine. I have had short stories published in local papers and poems,anecdotes and letters published in National Press.
I have a book of comic verse "Milligan's Mirth" which is on Amazon and CreateSpace download or paperback. I also have "Of Love and Lust" adult poems downloadable on Amazon.
Having been to various schools the length and breadth of England I never picked up even one certificate. I left age fifteen in 1957 to help support my family.
I got Army Cert of Ed 1st Class and left the forces a senior signals instructor. I have just finished a thriller "Terror Strike London" soon to be uploaded.