Charles Schulz (Peanuts®) and I once spoke on the phone about my portfolio of work for about 15 minutes. Although I hoped for a glowing review of an early comic strip, what he liked most of all were my children's stories. I have written for advertising, PR, speeches, video presentations - and for children, which is WAY more fun. Am known for humor. Children will tell you the truth, so read your work to them first... Illustrations are written first.

Best-selling humorous aprons, 4 years running - The Funny Apron Company. Aprons bought me a Volvo wagon.
AIR awards for radio excellence (humor).
Most popular parent on career day, hands down.