I was born in Aldershot,England a long time ago,the son of a soldier,and grew up in various cities,towns or villages in England,Scotland & Germany.
Leaving school at the age of fifteen I lost all presense of mind and joined the Royal Engineers as a junior soldier and spent the next seven years two hundred and thirty one days being a pain in the butt to anything above the rank of corporal.I learned to drive trucks and bulldozers and the best way to clean and paint them.I learned how to build bridges and the best way to blow them up.I learned how to put mines in the ground hoping s more...