Zachary Lindner was born in 1990 in Hawaii. Quickly whisked away from the dull and lifeless surroundings of his tropical birthplace, Zachary soon found himself stateside in the beautiful and exciting Owings, Maryland. When he was 13 he announced to his slightly dysfunctional but colorful family that he was the only normal person in the family unit. He continued, saying that the reason for this assertion was, put simply, he was actually an old man in a 13 year-old body. Clearly, no one listened to Zachary concerning this matter, so he began to write his thoughts down. Seven years later, Zach more...
