Well, it all began once upon a time. They told me it was 1943. I really don’t remember the day that well when I beamed in at Santa Paula, California and got assigned to the blue planet known as the reform school of the Milky Way. They did tell me though, that I tipped the local scale at a cool ten pounds even. Not exactly a hunk, but definitely a significant butterball. I grew up with a chronic runny nose. Some deep psychic significance there, no doubt, plus more...
