Crystal Lynn Hilbert keeps a severed goblin head sitting atop her TV. That pretty much sums her up.

When not severing the heads of poor, defenseless goblins, Crystal spends much of her time keeping company with a personal library of a couple thousand books and a wicked imagination. Not a big fan of sensible things, she enjoys eavesdropping on other people’s conversations and looking for adventures. Sometimes, in the middle of conversations, she channels an eighty year old woman with a mischievous sense of humor and a bad disposition.