Robert Rootes: spent the 1990's buying and selling easy-bake-ovens in Minneapolis, MN. He spoke at an international conference about creating marketing channels for toy soldiers to patrol and protect farmers from alien invasions. From 2001-2008, Robert trained an elite squadron of paratrooper seagulls in Orlando, FL. to combat the growing pollution. He earned praise for implementing karma in Edison, NJ. Then, Robert ambitiously took a year off promoting scuba diving puppets in Anchorage, AK. After testing the market for frisbees in Suffolk, NY, he joined a covert team of highly trained geckos more...
