I grew up in the Bavarian Village of Leavenworth Washington, not the prison. Although they did make us wear dirndls and yodel. My brother and I were named Peter and Wendy after the characters in Peter Pan, luckily there were no other girls in my family. Tinkerbell would have been a social nightmare.
While getting a B.S.S. in Psychology from Washington State University, I dated Pat Robertson, but married Keith Richards. This was a definite improvement. I convinced Keith to move back to Guam, where he was more...
