Orange Warning Light

Orange - Yellow Warning Light
Bee Chrysler Crossfire dash on board
Five year futile TPMS struggle
Mercedes Benz German huge hurdle.

Replaced sensors ahead for driver safety
Monumental obstacle monstrosity
Proprietary Chrysler Crossfire DRBIII
With Mercedes Benz mandated program.

Stealer-ship enormous Schrader valve price
Rip-off-ship colossal programming set fee
Safety device, mandated since by Fed law
Illegal now to turn off - Darn Yellow Light.
(or is it Orange rhyme)
 
New programmable Schrader valve installed
Reread 15 year original 2005 Crossfire valves
Tire Dealer did program programmable Schraders
But original HEX ID’s, cannot be cloned by them.

Again Stealer-ship titanic programming dealer fee
To put in Valve HEX numbers that one recorded
Damn-nation Janis Joplin, “Oh God give me a Mercedes Benz”
HeArtMosphere Poet realization, “American Dream -
Brought me my MB 2005 Chrysler Crossfire - Alabama POETS.

Now Texas bound POETS Be-gone Two BEE Dead POETS Society
But alas that Yellow Light strays on, as MB program reminder
No gas level gauge, no windshield washer, check-check red lights
Dash cluster bee like German Christmas Tree Crossfire Warning.

Recalled back window replaced – only to repeat - falling out
Duck-Tape - now keeps rain from flooding trunk electronics
That makes Chrysler Crossfire goes haywire in flashing lights
Where soon the Crossfire battery goes dead, needing jumped.

Had to punch out grommet in trunk cavity to drain and keep dry
Alarm (Does not work), and to stop that German Christmas Lit Tree.
Now putting back in, original 2005 tire sensors that still read ID
To replace brand new Chrysler Crossfire Programmable Schrader’s.
(At least they will turn off that Damn Cursive Yellow (Orange) Light.

Rest in Pieces POETS, I may have to pull your poetic battery
Cover-up  poet’s senior convertible mid-life American Dream crisis
German-I-nation “Oh God give me a Mercedes Benz -
Chrysler Crossfire rear window that stays ~ IN PLACE.”
Meanwhile will reinstall 2005 tire sensors to get rid of that darn -
Orange Warning Light.

Note: Two – in poem is this American HeArtMosphere Poet and His “POETS”, MB mid-life crisis 2005 Chrysler Crossfire Convertible. The cars original plates were “POETS” with a Alabama Support the Arts license tag.  It has a Texas plate now, and with rear this recurring window separation, I dare not put a “POETS” Texas tag on it.



HeArtMosphere Poet