So Many Men, So Little Time

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Shady Ladies of Passion Lane
By La Belle Rouge & Southern Comfort

~La Belle~

From the early early morning
til the late late night
Shady Ladies are chasin
every stud in sight!

We like our lovin hot
and we aint got NO shame.
We're just doin our sexy thang
here on Passion Lane.

Some call us desperate housewives
some call us another name
but no matter what you call it
it’s scandalously the same.

Now that mail man is so fine
he only has to knock one time.
We'll be waitin at the door
with our “Come Hither” look and line.

That carpenter, fixing our shelves
makes us sweat and tremble all over our selves.
He’s got big hard muscles and a deep suntan...
gets us so hot we need a jaypan fan!

And that plumber... oh Baby
what a hottie is that man.
He could snake out all our pipes
in the water or on land.

That brawny gardener is a marvel
of modern day manhood joy.
He can plant his seed deep
while we treat him like our toy.

And the pool boy, well SC
you know he’s got it goin on.
I heard the two of you swimmin
deep in a sea of lust before dawn

And then there’s our analyst.
Mmmm such a dreamy doctor man.
All our inner hang ups and turn ons
Dr. Bil McRaw understands.



~Southern Comfort~

So many sexy men and so little time,
We give them each HOT LOVIN, each one gets a blowed mind!
Me and Sissy be fair Ladies, we do rock, paper, scissors,
To see whick one goes first to make the ole boy quiver!

I do declare! I don't know who
gave us that nickmane of Maneaters!
We like all men, Bills, Jacks and best of all Peters!
Men are like ice cream, we enjoy a new flavor a week.
We know who will float our boats,
cause our nibbens, juts and peaks.

We gets lots of Ladies' panties in a twist,
Cause Sissy and I gots charms, that men can't resist.
All we gots to do is bat our eyes,
Then we draw men, like honey draws flies.

Our plumber, Jake, keeps us smilin, as he lays his pipe,
He adores our melons, so BIG and ripe.
When he bends over and shows his sweet crack,
Sissy and I race to be the first one to attack!

We adore it when our gardener, Mike, comes to weed,
He don't get much yard work done, but he fills our needs.
Cause fertile Mike always makes our day,
When in our furrows, his seeds he lays.

La Belle, Shame On You!,
peekin at me and the sexy pool man,
Jack makes me purr, usin his slow hand!
He so adores it when my hooters float,
then in my harbor he docks his BIG boat.

People thinks we’s plumb crazy
and that’s why we gots a shrink
but the way Dr. Bil probes our inner selves
is deeper than most knows or thinks!


5/17/2007 La Belle Rouge & Southern Comfort

Music "Good Golly Miss Molly"