if i was a naughty lady
i’d wear that perfume that gives you a rush
if i was sensually seductive
i’d walk with a wiggle that makes you blush
if only i was liberated
oh the unabashedly bad things i’d do
to break down your moral defenses
and make a howling horndog out of you
if i was a carefree bad girl
you’d wear a smile on your handsome face
oh Baby the things i’d do to you
would be a dark degenerate disgrace
i’d slowly loosen your necktie
quickly unbutton your stuffy shirt
then i’d kiss your manly chest
‘til the toy in your pants throbbed and hurt
oh if only i wasn’t so upright, uptight and shy
if i wasn’t so sexually repressed
i’d send your libido through the roof sky high
when i slipped out of my silky short dress
and i’d give your heart a joyful jolt
when i popped off my see through bra
and the pretty things i’d put in your face
would give your whole body a jar
if i was naughty and bawdy, my panties
wouldn’t be graced with a crotch at all
i’d make making love so sinfully easy
we’d do it on the steps or in the hall
too bad i’m just too straight-laced
to do all those things with you
but if i’m really a closet bad girl
would you like to hide in my closet too?
IF Only I was a BAD Girl, that's funny, I'm wearing my Black soft pink and black Shirt, that says in BiG Letters, "BAD Girl" and it sparkles in places! Love this bad girl poem BEllE!
YOU offer so much!
Write On!
Warmest Blessings and Inner Peace, Warrior Purple PaSSion Lady Sheeexoooo
Sexy and entertaining Belle, you're so good at erotic verse, your closet sounds great, room for two I suppose, then again there's that if and but, love that music, hugs :-)
Just love the way your mind works, a challenge at every turn and this piece is sure a beauty....
Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by Dark Knight (Reader)
Reviewed on June 18, 2008
I need a shower and a cigarette-the shower to cool me off and the cigarette I have no idea as I don't smoke-LOL good to see you're not a naughty girl :-)passionate poem as you are La Belle
Love this!!!!!
I am not a closet anything, I do what I want when I want..didn't Elvis once say: " If you're looking for trouble you come to the right place, for Trouble is my middle name!" lol
Much peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"
Well, now, have to agree with Ed (below) - WHOLE new meaning! And love "horndog." :) Clever, clever enticement, La Belle, you're gonna have a lot of guys standing in line - very well penned -
Well La Belle I think you will have a lot of comebacks from the guys here on the Den. There are many of us who follow in your footsteps and have been a closet bad girl as most of our men will agree. Thank you for sharing.
When Sophie Bayles inadvertently ruins a young man’s chance for employment, she sets out to find him a new position. Even though he doesn’t want her to.
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~W~
YOU offer so much!
Write On!
Warmest Blessings and Inner Peace, Warrior Purple PaSSion Lady Sheeexoooo
STay Positive!
would you like to hide in my closet too?
These two lines say all what is hidden in the poem
nice work LaBelle,
~Gwendolyn
Be always safe,
Karen
the line form? I love this poem. You write so well. - gene.
I am not a closet anything, I do what I want when I want..didn't Elvis once say: " If you're looking for trouble you come to the right place, for Trouble is my middle name!" lol
Much peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"
Georg
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
I'll be the first male comeback. Perfume gives me a rash but the closet does sound nice.(lol) Peace, Love and Blessings Always, Paul.
Newfie hugs, Rose