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Freaky Fee The Perfect Host'
By La Belle Rouge

The time has come for the Halloween Ball
Freaky Fee has invited one and all.
From the steamy black water bayou
to the frozen north country white,
I have flown on dark unfurled wings
to celebrate Halloween's fright night.

Fee what a host, a gentleman always.
A wild body snatcher by night
who spends most of his boring days
modeling strait jackets in a padded room,
reciting dark poetry of doom and gloom.
But on Halloween Freaky Fee comes alive
while with all the dangerous goulish ladies
he dances a mean mambo and jazzy jive.

I, The Queen Of The Night have arrived
I hope there are a few victims left alive.
For it’s a long flight from there to here
My thirst requires more than a cold Coors beer.
All of you vampire wannabes step aside
The Queen is hungry, maybe you should hide.
And where is that ole Edvard Nosferatu?
I hope he’s not so ancient he’s forgotten how to do
all those things that make me glad to be undead.
Tell me, did he bring that double coffin bed?

Look at those wolfmen out on the dance floor
making Witches, Sirens and Goddesses beg for more.
They’re just so cute, gamey, toothy and hairy
If I wasn’t another species one of them I’d marry.
Let’s take a quiet ride though the graveyard
in Freaky Fee’s long black antique hearse,
while we scare each other reciting horrific verse.
We’ll party all night and feast on flesh til we pop
then let the hungry zombies clean up the slop.

Dear Ole Fee is the host with the most
and the Halloween ball was a great success.
It’ll take until next year to mop up the mess!
I’m off now, back to the bayou country.
Thank you Darlin Fee for inviting me
See you all next year at the witching hour
‘til then I’ll drink more blood and boost my power.
By one and all a good time was had
except for the murdered victims
oh well....too bad


10/30/2008 La Belle Rouge

“Poetry, Dark Whispers”

Music "Macabre"