Episode One

The most important thing to know about Vampires is that we are not immortal. If you believe you are a Vampire, don’t go leaping off a building. YOU WILL DIE!

Don’t get me wrong, Vampires are really powerful, the average Vampire is as strong as ten grown men. However, just being strong does not make you invincible. In fact, there are over twenty different ways for a Vampire to be killed, these include being shot, stabbed, starved, burned, and of course, exploding brains. Any way you can die, we can die better.

One of the easiest ways to determine if you are a Vampire is to look at your skin. If it is pale, you ARE a Vampire. This means you are a Vampire if you look like a corpse. If you skin was a regular color for the most part of your life and then it begins turning pale, you will crave blood after three days and after seven days your body will no longer be able to digest human food.

If you notice that your skin is turning pale, you must kill yourself within 72 hours or suffer the consequences of drinking blood and killing your best friends.

Are all people who are pale Vampires? No, three in every five people who have pale skin will turn into a Vampire.