This fellow described himself as very handsome, and I described myself as I usually did, because I never knew if we would really meet. And if I described myself with blue eyes and blonde hair and a face like Ava Gardner, he would never have been able to find me no matter where we decided to meet.

About three weeks into this "romance", he asked me if I had thick hair. When I responded that it was not thick, he never called or wrote again. Wow! So what do you think of that? Did he want a bear-like creature? How about someone like Cousin ITT from the Addams Family? I was so confused. Maybe he was a hair dresser and was looking for someone to style, or perhaps he wanted my hair for some wigs? Or was he a savage with latent ideas about scalping?

This is the whole truth and nothing but the truth about this guy. No embellishment of any kind. I swear on my hair.