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The Epiphany of Leonard's Toenails
by Mark A. Rayner
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Rated "PG" by the Author.

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A man discovers the pleasures and peril of unkempt toenail hygiene...

The Epiphany of Leonard's Toenails

by Mark A. Rayner

Leonard was an unrepentant toenail grower.

His was a hidden pleasure, a diversion that bordered on a psychosis. It started idly one evening, before he changed out of his work clothes. His toenails had grown past their usual length, and one of them simply slit open the sock.

It was like receiving the rapture.

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Reviewed by Alexander Cee	7/17/2009

Hahaha. To each his own. Leonard has an interesting hobby.

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