Sam Herald's editorial on California snobs moving east.
Editorial: by Sam herald “Callie snobs migrate east” Hi ho, Sam herald here, top notch reporter for the SVRN, or Sun Valley restoration newspaper. You probably read my news story “Destiny, from the book, Interview with a Prankster by Bob Mitchley. I just want to update everyone on what’s happening in Southern California. FOR THOSE of you who didn’t hear, in other words, you couldn’t pull your faces away from your I-pads long enough to catch me on the news last week; here’s what’s happening . .. Over half of California has been turning into desert, oh... I’d say for about the last ten years or so. Now I don’t want to brag, but I told you this would happen. I have it on record. These poor-rich snobs in Southern Cal. would have to head east, that’s right, east. My thinking is, they just can’t live without a little water… boy was I right or what! So now, they are pulling up stakes, letting their homes behind, covered in a sand dune, and they are moving east. That’s all we need thirty million or so Callies flooding our way, and over populating the east coast with their shorts and bufount hair doos. Check in next week for updates on this horrific problem. Sam The views expressed by Sam are not entirely true or supported by me, Bob Mitchley
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interesting read, wry humor is always fun
Californians are coming to Texas and buying up land and houses big time.
There's a lot of irony in your humor. I like that.
Ron