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Poems from My Past
by Timothy Scott Houlahan
Tuesday, June 1, 2004

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     Slightly older poems from my childhood written in my My Autograph book
by My 10th Grade class - Warning SOME WORDS MAY OFFEND. !!!!!
It's Aussie Humor."May not be origanals but funny"
(on a little poster at my grandparents place in the toilet.)

" I built this little Shithouse I build it nice and neat,so please control your asshole and dont shit on the seat."
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Here I sit in a caper,sloppy bum got no paper,bus is comein,can not linger,
Drat it all I'll use My Finger."
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" I wish OH I wish that My Nightie was next to your P.J's ( Pajamas,night clothes)
dont be mistaken,dont be mislead, I mean on the clothesline not in the
bed." ( Thanks Leanne for that one)
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