Search for the Perfect Vacation

Jerome here, roving reporter for the Gnome Gnews.  As you know I have been traveling around trying to find the perfect vacation spot for all our readers.  I believe I have found it in a secluded little valley on the east coast.  It is well off the beaten path and you must have a gnome map to find it, but it is well worth the extra trouble to track it down.  The food tickles the palate of the gnomish taste buds, and the special ale is the best.

As you can see, Harry has had a little too much and decided to entertain the other visitors with a “moon” shot.  I hope his wife doesn’t see this picture.  Everything is proportioned to our size; rooms are comfortable with homey amenities and satellite TV that includes the Gnome Gnews Channel and my personal favorite “Gnome Idol”.  They also have several shops within walking distance including one where I was able to get my hat repainted, and Harry had some holes filled in before he did his “moon shot.”  There is a play place and pool for the younger gnomes if you are traveling as a family.  Gnomeland is just the place for a relaxing vacation for the entire family.