The Old Lady
Was a real old crank,
She headed over to the Cat in the Hat
With a gas tank.

She threw the gas tank
At the Cat's head,
Knocked him out
Hoping he was dead.

While he was out
She tied him up,
Strung him from a tree
And smacked him with a cup.

She went up onto the roof
Where there was Thing 1 and Thing 2,
She was quite the violent woman
As she started beating them with her broom.

Thing 1, Thing 2 and the Cat in the Hat
Couldn't take it anymore,
They all got themselves loose
She beat them, till they were sore.

Copyright Cynthia Jones
Nov.28/2004