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Cat In The Hat Meets The Old Lady In The Shoe (Pt.1)
by Cynthia Jones
Tuesday, May 2, 2006

Rated "PG13" by the Author.

       
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     Thing 1 and Thing 2, really don't know how to stop.

The Cat in the Hat
Went walking through the woods,
Thing 1 and Thing 2
Were up to no good.


They were teasing Miss Muffet
As she was sitting there,
The spider scared her so bad
She lost all, but one strand of hair.


"Be good there
What do you think you do?
Leave her alone
Thing 1 and Thing 2."


The Old Lady in the Shoe
Was hanging out clothes,
Thing 1 and Thing 2
Ran up and started striking a pose.


Thing 1 and Thing 2
Were dancing around,
These two were the most annoying people
On this side of town.


The Old Lady
Had a baseball bat,
Started giving chase to
Thing 1, Thing 2 and The Cat in the Hat.

Copyright Cynthia Jones
Oct.19/2004


To Be Continued....

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