I knew it; I just KNEW it! Someone was stealing gas out of my car!
Right in my own front yard!
I could tell my car was using too much gas, and considered there may be a gas thief. So coming home from work one evening, I wedged a small piece of paper into the door of my
gas tank. I'll get proof, I thought.
Sure enough, next morning the paper was on the ground. I'm late for work, but I'll investigate more when I get home, were my next thoughts. Hrmph...more gas missing!
My husband was at home when I got off work.
"John! Someone has been stealing gas out of my car! Have you seen any strangers in our yard?" "No", he replied, rather sheepishly. "Well, I put a trap out for them, and could tell someone had been in my gas tank!" "
"Huh..." was all he could say! "John, do you know anything about this? Was it YOU who stole the gas?"
Now, THAT was something I had never thought of, and the accusation may have been unfair, but I had to get to the bottom of this situation!
"You know I wouldn't steal gas," he said with a smug grin. "I was just using my 'Oklahoma Credit Card'."
And that's how I learned about an Oklahoma Credit Card. For you that don't know...the OK Credit Card is a siphoning hose :o)
LOL Micke! You make EVERYTHING fun, even getting gas "stolen" from you! Remind me to tell you sometime about my putting WATER into my gas tank, thinking it was gas!!!
Reviewed by Bianca Boonstra
6/5/2002
Great one Micke. I enjoyed it!
Reviewed by Rose
6/4/2002
Hahahaha! Very funny, Micke. It's great to see you writing again. Looking forward to more.
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
A humorous look at the world and life through my eyes.
Follow the author and his wife, as they travel the world …. several times over.
Laugh at their funny stories, self-inflicted crazy events, strange observations, wacky zoo facts and snippets
