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Does Trump Have Gynecomastia?
By Mel Hathorn
Last edited: Thursday, May 11, 2017
This short story is rated "PG" by the Author.
       
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Gynecomastia is a condition that some men have. It is an enlargement of male breasts there are reasons to think Trump may have this condition.
Does Trump have gynecomastia?
 
I read recently of the visit by the Florida Health Department to Trump’s restaurant at Mar-a-Lago. According to NBC News several health code violations were found including the following:
 
“‘Fish prepared to be served raw or undercooked had not undergone proper parasite destruction.’ The inspectors ordered that the fish either be fully cooked or discarded.
 
Raw meats in two of the club's coolers were over, some significantly, the regulated 41 degrees Fahrenheit. Ham was measured at 57 degrees, beef and duck were both at 50, and poultry warmed to 49. One walk-in cooler was mistakenly set to defrost, according to the report.
 
Inspectors told kitchen staff to empty broken coolers and not use again until they're fixed.”
 
Being a serious foodie I looked up the restaurant’s several page menu and checked out their signature dishes. On one of the pages, I found several chicken dishes with a footnoted asterisk.
 
The footnote read as follows:
 
“Our famous chicken dishes are prepared by our world-famous chef, our chief cook and bottle-washer, Sal Minella. Sal, who loves quoting Mr. Trump, is particularly fond of one of Trump’s favorite quotes, ‘The difference between a chicken breast and a chicken chest is that the breast comes from a hen and the chest comes from a rooster.’”
 
We all know that Trump is fond of chicken breasts which he calls “chick breasts.” This led me to wonder if Trump had gynecomastia, a condition known as male breast enlargement. If so, was this a natural condition or did Trump’s obsession with breasts cause him to go through a breast enhancement process?
 
Is he so obsessed with “chick breasts” that he even differentiates between chicken chests and chicken breasts?
 
We will have to wait until the summer to see him in a swim suit to know for sure.
 
 

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Reviewed by Corrine Ardoin
Reviewed on July 7, 2021
I'm sorry, but I found your story extremely funny. Hysterical!

Reviewed by Leigh Halan (Reader)
Reviewed on January 10, 2018
You raise a valid point. Trump may have gynecomastia which is a fairly common side effect of the hair-loss medication, Propecia, if taken over a long period of time.

Reviewed by m j hollingshead
Reviewed on May 19, 2017

interesting read

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on May 11, 2017
Maybe then, Trump and Putin can get together for a breast and chest Twitter exposure. I can't wait. I can see where Sal Manila may get under Trump's skin. Most everybody does.

I prefer turkey breast. They are much larger without having to have them enhanced.

Funny stuff. Enjoyed. Perhaps I will see it enacted on SNL.

Ron