Ms. Sally Desperation
1475 Anything Drive
USA or Any Where Lane 10000
Objective: To find anything or anybody to Love me,
by any means necessary
Low-lights: Low self esteem, Low self worth, Loneliness, Abusive Hurt past, Un-forgiveness, Promiscuous,
and Plain Old Desperation.
Experience
Wearing my feelings on my sleeves: Type of business: Retail
Duties were: Telling a man I met “I love him” although I just met him a week ago, convincing him that I can’t live without him; meanwhile I was living before I met him
Jealousy Heart Hospital: Type of Business: Mental Hospital
Duties were: Wearing seductive, degrading clothing to steal men from innocent women, but when someone
came along with a more sexier body or old age old crept
in, guess what….he was gone….. (Because the law of sowing and reaping still works
Buy Him Type of business: Retail
Duties Short changed myself to make a man happy…found out later that he was a player.
Handled currency: Although love is not for sale (other than prostitution and escort service) I had to keep him looking good by buying him what he wanted
Abuse: Type of Business: Work at home
Duties were: Receiving verbal, mental domestic violence
Special skills Could have been treated like a princess but compromised. Settled and allowed maltreatment and sometimes in front of my family, friends, furthermore children. **This is why I believe I am the most qualified for this position
Education
The University of Black Eye and Disrespect
Masters of a hard head made a sore behind degree received
*Graduated without honor
The College of Broken Hearts and Life Skills
“Didn’t get it from home”
A Street B.A in Life Skills Received
*Graduated on bottom of class (Skid Row)
High School of Hard Knocks and Learn the Hard Way
A general education in desperation (G.E.D) Received
References: 7 baby daddies, 10 years of Therapy, Hospital and Credit Card Bills; but Jesus paid it all, with a testimony that will help millions....
