SINGLE: Single means you have the time to grow and be the person you want to be.
MARRIED: Marriage is very much like a
violin, after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.
DIVORCED: There was this man who muttered a few words in church and found himself married. A year later, he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.
S: Single gives you space to grow. It is harder to grow when you are too close to someone.
S: I wouldn't have a driving instructor grading me every time I go somewhere.
M: Marriage is love, love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.
S: Cooking my own meals would be an adventure, not a punishment.
S: I could use my own name at hotels.
M: Getting married is very much like going to the restaurant with friends. You ordered what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wished you had ordered that.
S: Single means freedom.
S: I could home drunk to sleep, instead of under a bridge.
M: Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's and the woman gets her Masters.
S: I wouldn't have to explain why I'm wearing "that" shirt with "those" pants.
S: Single means that there could be something wonderful around the corner and you can take advantage of it.
M: A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking, the husband gives and the wife takes.
S: Single is realizing that being married is not necessarily better.
S: I wouldn't have to watch sub-titled French films.
M: Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes.
S: I could leave the toilet seat in any position I damn well please.
S: Bachelors don't have Mother-in-laws.
M: Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
S: You can see a different face when you wake up in the morning, every day of the week!
S: Going to a strip club doesn't have to be a covert mission.
M: Marriage is not just having a wife but also inherited worries forever.
S: I could actually tell the bartender, "If anyone calls, I'm here".
S: I'd get to see what my credit cards look like.
M: They say that when a man holds a woman's hand before marriage. It is love. After marriage is self-defence.
S: Single means you are free to love again.
S: I'd get to see what my pay check looks like.
M: Marriage requires a man to purchase 4 types of "Ring"- engagement ring, wedding ring, suffe-ring and endu-ring.
S: I'd be painting the town instead of the house.
S: I wouldn't catch so much grief about those skid-marks in my underwear!
M: When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
S: Single means you have more time to care for other people.
S: I would have saved Rs. 372,416.21 in groceries by now.
M: When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
S: When I get home after work, I don't have to start work again.
S: I could show my girlfriend where I live.
M: There was this romantic, who told his love that he would go through hell for her. They got married and now he is going through hell.
S: I'd be driving a miniskirt instead of a minivan.
S: The only weeds I'd be concerned with are the ones I'm rolling.
S: When asked his opinion, a single guy can say "Hell yes, you're fat!".
