- Why is the word abbreviation so long? 

- Does Wal Mart sell walls?

- Since American's throw rice at weddings...do Asians throw hamburgers?

- After they make the Styrofoam...what do they ship it in?

- Are there a lot of virgins in the Virgin Islands?

- What's wrong with the Dallas Cowboys?  A. Jerry Jones;

- Can anyone tell me when the Midnight Mass starts?

- Why did the chicken cross the road? 

- Are there many un-guided missles?

- Why are 'wise men' and 'wise guys' the opposite? 

- What do batteries run on?

- Are part-time bandleaders call semi-conductors? 

- Do coffins have a life-time guarantee? 

- Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

- Can a fat person go skinny-dipping?

- Isn't it a bit unerving that doctors call what they do a 'practice?'  

- What do they call a French kiss in France?

- What do they call coffee breaks at the Lipton Tea company? 

- Can you get cavities in your dentures, if you use too much artificial sweetner?

- Cute as a button.  Is that supposed to be a compliment? 

- What do we call a male Ladybug?

- Crime doesn't pay, so does it mean that my job is a crime?

- If something goes without saying...why do people say it?   

- Do blind dogs have seeing-eye humans?

- Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

- Do cemetary workers prefer to work the graveyard shift?

- If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge...would they call it ' FedUp?' 

- What happens if you're in a survival course...and you don't pass?

- What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?

- Do fish get thirsty?

- Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words?

- Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

- What if someone dies in the living room?

- So mass murderers only kill in church?

- Most mothers feed their babys with little spoons and forks.  What do the Chinese mothers use?  Toothpicks? 

- Do pilots take crash courses?

- What is a free gift?  Aren't all gifts free?

- We've all heard of hard liquor...is there soft liquor?

- How come wrong numbers are never busy?

- How dead is the Dead Sea?

- How do they get deer to cross the road near the yellow sign every time? 

- How do you get off a non-stop flight? 

- How do you know if you've run out of invisible ink?

- How do you throw away a garbage can?

- Why are all the blackboards called that, when some of them are green?

- Why are American parks administered by the Department of Interior? 

- In the obituary column of the newspaper...why do these people always die in alphabetical order? 

- How does the guy who drives the snow-plow get to work in the morning?

- Why are hemorrhoids called 'hemorrhoids' instead of asteroids? 

- How long is the long arm of the law?

- Why are some gay people so unhappy? 

- Why is there an Interstate highway in Hawaii? 

- Why are they called 'stands' when they are made for sitting?

- If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, and 365 days a year...why are there locks on the doors?

- Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmuts?

- Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? 

- Why do hot-dogs come ten to a package; and the buns only eight to a package? 

- If a vegetarian eats vegetables...what does a humantarian eat? 

- Why do some people drive on parkways...and some people park on driveways? 

- Why do some people tell you when they are speechless? 

- Why do they call it life insurance?

- If corn oil is made from corn...what is baby-oil made from? 

- Why do we call them restrooms...when nobody goes there to rest?

- If rabbit's feet are so lucky...what happened to the rabbit? 

- Do vampires got AIDS?

- What was the best thing before sliced bread?

- What is the speed of dark?

- Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

- Do witches run spell-checkers?

- When day breaks...who fixes it?

- When dog food is new and improved...who tests it? 

- What is the synonym for thersaurus?

- Does a man-eating shark...eat women, too?

And finally...last but certainly not least (hooray-hooray!)...the final entry...

- Do television evangelists do more than lay people? 

Professionals and others are right...there's no such thing as a stupid question in this society!    Smart people ask stupid questions...and I'm not that smart! 

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