- I owe a lot to my parents...especially my mother and father. 

- Please provide the date of your death.

- I can't tell you how grateful I am...as I as filled with humidity. 

"Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any time."  Samuel Goldwyn

- Some people have the right to be stupid...while some people just abuse the privlege.

- Okay...the spontaneous rally will begin a 1:45.

- Why go to high school...when I can go to school high? 

- A low turn-out in the election is an indication that fewer people are going to the polls.

- Sure...stupidity can kill a lot of people...but they're going to die of something, anyway!

- Kids in the back seat can cause accidents; while accidents in the back seat can cause kids.

- When it comes to religion...I have always been a Pedestrian. 

"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid."  Benjamin Franklin

- Old people have nowhere to go...and have all day to go there.

- There are three kinds of people in this world...those who can do math...and those who can't. 

- A day without sunshine...is well, you know...nightime, stupid! 

- Don't judge a book...cover it! 

- Yo mama must be a baker, because you have nice buns. 

- Can we see planet Earth through a telescope? 

- I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead. 

- When your Dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?  Don't answer him! 

"Life is tough...but it's tougher when you're stupid."  John Wayne

- I will be on vacation for the next three days and four nights...

- Nobody in football should be called a genius.  I think a genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

- Job requirements:  The right person has to excell in stupidity. 

- Your qoutes are kormy...

- Cows are useless...all they do everyday is eat; poop; sleep and lay eggs.  

- Don't worry...God wouldn't let people like you die...your'e just to petty. 

- Why does the front of Chilies (restraunt) have a carrot on it?  (shouldn't this be on stupid questions?) 

"A word to the wise aint necessary...it's the stupid ones that need the advice."  Bill Cosby

- Alexa, r u still of FaceLess? 

- Only the wisest and stupidest of men (and women) will never change. 

"There is nothing so stupid as the educated man, that if you get him off the thing he was educated in."  Will Rogers

Of the 200+ articles I written over the (4) years, this piece has to be the stupidest one I've ever written.  It makes no sense; it educates nobody; it entertains nobody; it inspires nobody; and the piece should be shredded and sent to the landfill...other than that...I think it's one of my best articles! 

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