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A Worthless Congress Should Learn From Boston
by Jerry Aragon Ph.D (Phunny humor Doctor)   
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WORKING TOGETHER FOR A COMMON CAUSE...IS WHAT THIS PIECE IS ABOUT...

STREET JUSTICE; Death is too good for the two brothers (terrorists/bombers) at the Boston Marathon over the last week of April, 2013.

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At the age of 68 in 2013, I could not be more PROUD of Americans in the Boston/Watertown and surrounding areas for  the successful bringing of justice to these two worthless individuals in a cooperative manner.  During the 1960's, I witnessed the courage and grit of the American people, in taking back their country from the worthless federal government and the worthless Congress. Back then...It was the American people who won out...

In Boston, these two warped and twisted individuals, and to all others, who think this warped thinking, that becoming a martyr will by yours at the expense of others...is OVER! . 

martyr; (definition); a person who willingly suffers death, rather than renounce his or her religion;

And, to all those wannabe terrorists and murderers around the world, who want to become a martyr, and go their heaven...the American people will gladly oblige...

America is the land of choices...you can either choose to die in one of several ways...and the choice is yours...

1) American's will expedite your death, so you can go to YOUR heaven, by shooting you to death on the streets, etc. In America, this is called STREET JUSTICE;  No muss; no fuss; no judges; no juries; no red tape,no politics, you don't even need a note from your Mommy, etc. What could be eaiser?

2) Since you're, obviously, not happy here in America, you can also arrange for you to be hung by the neck until you die...from the old oak tree out back. This method takes a little longer, but you will be given a written guarantee that you will be dead in seconds after the lever is pulled.  This technique is for murdurers with time on their hands.  We want you to be happy on your way to YOUR heaven...we will be happy to help your get there...in a hurry.  Just think...you can practice your bomb=making techniques in your heaven for the rest of your worthless life...and beyond...

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 But this piece is not about the twisted minds of the world, or the worthless Congress...it's about the PROUD people of Boston/Watertown and surrounding areas.  Albuquerque, NM is about 2,500 miles from Boston, but we feel your PAIN here...and we feel your celebration here as well, after this terrible ordeal which lasted all week...and has, finally, come to a successful end for the people of that region. 

The WORTHLESS CONGRESS can learn from the brave people in Boston/Watertown and surrounding areas, in working together for a common cause...leaving politics aside, etc.  If the worthless Congress were handling this terrible ordeal, it would go something like this, which would be laughable at best; "Only Democrats can be saved here...if you're a Republican, you cannot be saved."  (throw up, here) All politics...

On Friday night, I was glued to the television set, as all this REAL manhunt unfolded...terrifying at best, for a murder to be on the loose, who cares nothing about life itself, etc.  And, it was 'working together' between the federal, state and city governments that brought this terrible ordeal to a successful conculsion.  (no politics)

Every time, I write an article, I try to add a little humor to the piece, and the humor in this piece is the WORTHLESS CONGRESS! 

The brave people of Boston/Watertown have show that, by working together, great things can happen.  I think the Congress is so worthless, that I have written several articles over the past few years criticizing the lame Congress.  My favorite title is;

U.S. Congress; The Best Little Whorehouse in America;

We've already established that the worthless Congress is a disgrace and a embarrassment to the nation...and should secede from the Union.  So, if this happens...the American people will be fine!

Everyone noticed, how President Obummer stuck his nose in, to get his '15 minutes of fame' in the ordeal.  Just another worthless ...self-serving opportunist...

The headlines in the Albuquerque Journal, the following Saturday morning reads;

"CAPTURED;
Massive manhunt ends in shootout"

All during my lifetime, I have never wished death on another human being.  But, in this case, I think the little son-of-a-bitch should be left to die.  Why should the American people waste tax-payer's dollars on a trial for this sub-human and murdurer, who doesn't care about life...only about himself? 

 Doesn't it say somewhere in the Bible, "An eye for an eye." 

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And...a final word from Albuquerque, New Mexico to the people of Boston/Watertown... 

WE LOVE YOU, BOSTON/WATERTOWN...
WE ARE ALL SO PROUD AND GRATEFUL TO YOU FOR A JOB WELL DONE...

 

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