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GREETINGS; From the IRS...(TM)
by Jerry Aragon Ph.D (Phunny humor Doctor)   
Rated "G" by the Author.
     
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BELIEVE IT OR NOT...A TRUE STORY...but, I conceived the idea for this title in 1976, and I've carried it around with me for all these years. FINALLY...because I want to put a small online business together, it will get some use.

One day, I was drinking a cup of coffee in the morning, and I was scribbling words on a yellow pad...noting important. I wrote the title to this piece...which was pretty absurd...and I liked it. But, what would I do with it? The only thing I could use it for was for an ATTENTION-GETTER. Since I've been in the creative world for over 40 years, I've always taken chances with my ideas...so, why not with the title to this piece? So, I went with it.

 UPDATE; August, 2013;

IDEA RESEARCH SERVICE (IRS)(TM)...
creative services for the People...
This SiteMap/Menu will help the reader get around the site easier...

Writing;  I decided to write to help people; pets; wildlife; and the envioronment...

Traffic; To Authors Den (writing site); from August, 2006 to the PRESENT; 507,318; ;

Getting Acquainted;  (Show N' Tell)
Bio;   What You See...is What You Get...

I started writing seriously in August, 2006, and since that time, I have written 385 articles in over 40 categories, in many different topics.  Because of this, I have enough material, to write 3 or 4 books, so that's what I am doing. The four books are entitled;

- House Call; (Get Inspired; Get Motivated; Get Going;
- STROKE; Take Care of Yourself...or Else;
- GhostTown; (self-help);  Idea development/creativity)
- Dealing With Hateful People; Like it or not...people of HATE will follow us all to the grave...

 Four Books + 4 Query Letters Equals 8 Headaches

Exercising versatility...

About 25% of my articles are silly and humor-related...while 75% are on the serious side of things, etc.  Here, are two examples; 

Halloween Party; The Two-Headed Monster; (on the silly side of things)  This is my #1 article, having been published on over 40 websites on the Internet.  Amazingly, this piece has been listed on the Authors Den Featured Page for nearly 3 years.  (scroll down page)
http://www.authorsden.com/categories/cat.asp?catid=11 
(This piece has staying-power)

Here's the Skinny On How I Lost 40 Pounds; (on the serious side of things)  For some people, losing weight is a serious problem.  Over the years, this piece was my dominant article, having been in the #1 spot for over 3 years...at three different places.  This piece has also been published on more than 30 websites on the Internet.  Amazing! 

GET EDUCATED... 
Exelent Writing Requirs Good Speling; Grammer; punkuation; 

Writing courses;  In my 40's, I went back to the books, and I completed three writing courses, to try to improve my writing skills, and include; Writer's Digest course; The National Writers Club course; a creative writing course at the University of New Mexico;  It took me about 18 months to complete these courses


Technology today, is changing all the time, and most of us can't keep up, so a person on the Internet, has to be a learner and a doer, to keep up with the latest.  To do this for me, I have to subscribe to computer magazines and read books that are appropriate for what I'm doing.  Following, are a list of the books I have read or are reading to learn about what's going on in this fast-moving world; Books include;

* Show Me About Book Publishing by Judith Briles; Rick Frishman and John Kremer; (sounds like a law firm, doesn't it?);
* A Detailed Guid to Self-Publishing With Amazon
;  by Chris McMullen;
* How To Self-Publish With Creatspace/Amazon; by Jimmy Clay

* Guide To Avoiding Plagiarism; by Rosemarie Menager and Lyn Paulos;
(sounds like 2/3 of a law firm, doesn't it?)
* Book Proposals and Query Letters; The complete Idiot's Guide;  by Marilyn Allen and Coleen O'shea
(You have to  wonder if this pair argues...as to who the idiot is);
* The Copyright Handbook;  What Every Writer Needs to Know; by Stephen Fishman;
* How to Start and Run Your Own Corporation; S-Corporations for Small Business Owners; by Peter I. Hupalo;
* Essential Computer Security; Everyone's Guide to E-Mail; Internet and Wireless Security; by Tony Bradley;
* Anatomy of a Business Plan; by Linda Pinson;
* The Right-Brain Business Plan; A Creative Map for Success; by Jennifer Lee;
* LInkedIN For Dummies; by Joel Elad MBA;
* Social Media Marketing;  All-in-One For Dummies; by Jan Zimmerman and Deborah Ng; (excuse me, but I don't think her last name is complete);
Guide To Book Publishers; Editors; and Literary Agents (2013)  Jeff Herman; Who they are; what they want; and how to win them over. 
* Let's Trade; A book about bartering; by Nancy Jensen;
(Boy, I got screwed in this trade!  You call this a book?  I call it a pamplet at most.  
* Barter Book; How To Protect Yourself When Bartering; by Mike Young, Esq.

Magazines include;
The Writer Magazine;
Writer's Digest; 
PC World

A little bit about me...HO; HO; HO...Take a look at what Santa Brought Me...

Website name; humordoctormd; Creativity and humor just seem to go together;

Public Comments on My Work; VIP Gallery;

LinkedIN (Business Networking Site; Scroll down page to the color photos; endorsements; profile

OnLine Resume;    OffLine Resume;

Articles Published Page; Over 100 of my articles, have been published on more than 500 websites on the Internet.  I started writing my articles, and posting them on an article, where they were published by website owners; (98 articles)

EzineArticles.com;

Authors Den (writing site) Here, the reader will find 385 articles listed in alphabetical order

Creating a style of my own;
Here again, the reader can visit all parts of my website and writing site, and will notice the style I have developed over the years.  I think 'style' is the most important element that goes into any art work or writing piece.  If a person does something in a unique and different way, he or she will probably get noticed.  And, that's why R.K. Rowling of the Harry Potter series got noticed...she has a unique and different style...a great imagination...and the rest is history...she is a wealthy woman today. 

Personal Growth;  At the age of 68 in 2013, I have NO intention of growing up...so this doesn't pertain to me. Who says I have to GROW UP?

Authors Den Top 100 Popular Articles;
Over the last several years, over 70 of my articles have been appeared on this list.  (scroll down page)

Book Publishing;  In July, 2013, I have chosen CreateSpace/Amazon to go with, as I will self-publish my book. 

 All four of my books contain the following; all are interesting; imagination; taking chances with ideas; created a style of my own;  written from the 'horses mouth,' (experience);  If I tell the reader, that I've come face to face with death...after suffering a stroke...I can tell you (from experience) that I've been there...I've done that...

Subsidy/vanity  Publishers?  NO way, Jose; I expect all four of my books to be on the Best Seller List, so I don't want subsidy publishers getting in the way.  It's called CONFIDENCE

Imagination;
For over 40 years, people have told me, that I have an imagination.   I'll let the reader decide;  after all, the visitor will decide who will succeed and who will fail;  The following, is probably the silliest page I've ever composed.  It's a scene at the Gift Shop at the Funny Farm, where the visitor can get a designer straight-jacket in your favorite colors;

Funny Farm Gift Shop;

 Small Online Business; I'm trying to put a small online business, and the following three links are the start-up pages. 

GhostTown; Creative Village (BOO); What do ghosts and ideas have in common?  Here today...and gone tomorrow...

Boot Camp; Welcome to Fort Knocks; This page is one of the most fun pages I've done.

The Idea Factory; Take a look at this colorful page in Red, White and Blue

The School of Hard Knocks;

 Taking chances with ideas;
Whether it be in the wood business for over 30 years, or now in writing...I've always taken chances with my work and ideas.  Over the years, I've won a few and I've lost a few, etc.  But, I don't hesitate to take a chance with an idea.  The reader can just look at the titles of my articles, and will notice that I take chances with many of them.

Writing courses;  In my 40's, I went back to the books, and I completed three writing courses, to try to improve my writing skills, and include; Writer's Digest course; The National Writers Club course; a creative writing course at the University of New Mexico;  It took me about 18 months to complete these courses...

Humor;
Most people don't do humor, so that lessons the competition for me.  I've been in the humor business for over since I was eleven years old, so I've been around a long time.  All four books will have bits and pieces of humor. 

Top 25 Articles; hits/views;
I've always thought the title of any writing piece is the most important element of that writing piece, whether is be a movie; an article; poem, etc.  The title is the 'hook' of the piece and should generate curiousity about the piece.  By showing this list, the reader can see some of the titles at the top of the list, and the reader can also see the type of topics I choose to write about, etc. 

 Universal audience; 
Take a look at my four book titles below...they are all universal audience-oriented...which makes for a wider audience and for an interest in an international marketplace and community, etc. 

Toot Your Horn' With Dignity and Gratitude;
For about a year now, I've been keeping track of how my articles are doing, as far as getting exposure, etc.  Back in March, 2012, 95 of my articles were featured on the writing site, which is my high; the Featured Page; the Top Ten in various categories; and the AD Top 100 List;  My low for this time, was 9 articles in December, 2012. 


WORK IN PROGRESS...

July, 2013


Exelent Writing Requirs Good Speling; Grammer; Punkuation; Main Menu; 25 Short-Cut Links for your Convenience;  Copyright; 2013; Jerry Aragon; The Humor Doctor


MAIN MENU;

Book;  House Call; Bio Page;
(back page of book);

Jerry Aragon is the author of the humordoctormd website, and of this book...House Calls.  Jerry has been in the humor business for over 50 years, and he has made thousands of house calls during his lifetime, sharing his humor to help to brighten other people's lives. Jerry believes that humor helps to get and maintain a positive attitude, which helps to fight all the challenges that life has to offer. 

In the book, House Call, Jerry has had so many medical experiences during his lifetime, that could help the reader deal with their own solotions to their own medical problems.  And, so the reader get the information 'straight from the horse's mouth. (experience)

Jerry is not a doctor or a rocket scientist, but Jerry has felt much pain in his life; physical pain; emotional pain and psychological pain...so he's been there...and, he's done that.

Throughout the book, Jerry encourages the reader to take care of him or herself and to remain strong, to fight off the hazards of everyday life such as strokes; flu bugs and infections, etc.  Jerry is not a psychologist, but Jerry addresses the intangible's such as discipline; determination; courage; patience; will power, etc.

A person cannot get any of these qualities over-the-counter or by prescription...but, Jerry encourages readers to dig down and find these qualities, because everyone has them, and to use them to overcome the obstacles in their lives. 


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